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Is there any women out there who can PLEASE verify this?
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billybrobby

Joined: 09 Dec 2004

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:58 pm Post subject:

Wrench wrote:

http://wwwu.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm

Sorry the average size of a *beep* is 6.16 inches and any one that says 9.5 inches as average you are smoking crack.

hahaha!! 6 inches?? dude, you couldn't even get it out of your fly to take whizz with! tiny!

don't listen to this Dr. Nick. the Simpsons had a Dr. Nick too. it's just some feel-good crap for dudes with small ones. if you look at the real medical journals, they'll tell you that the average size is 9.5 worldwide. In America, where people are taller than other countries, it's between 10.5 and 11.

SPINOZA

Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:10 pm Post subject:

Yeah "6 inches is average" sounds flattering. Mine's 6 "on the flop". Sounds a bit on the small side, but it may well be the average in Korea.

adventureman

Joined: 18 Feb 2003

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:04 pm Post subject:

billybrobby wrote:

Wrench wrote:

http://wwwu.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm

Sorry the average size of a *beep* is 6.16 inches and any one that says 9.5 inches as average you are smoking crack.

11 inches for an "average" Amercian male? I assume average would be somewhere in the 185 pounds, six foot-ish range? (the man not the love stick).

That would the make the above-average male around, what, 12-14 inches? Seems a little excessive.

Do you have something to back that up?

i_teach_esl

Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:10 pm Post subject:

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Satori:I don't think many men who still have thier *beep* attached to thier body would relate to that imagery...

huh? this i dont understand.

Quote:

mateomiguel:seriously... if you're looking for kitten lickin' maybe you should check out the other gender.

this... is ridiculous. real men eat *****.

Mod Edit:Edited for language.

mateomiguel

Joined: 16 May 2005

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:36 pm Post subject:

i_teach_esl wrote:

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Satori:I don't think many men who still have thier *beep* attached to thier body would relate to that imagery...

huh? this i dont understand.

Quote:

mateomiguel:seriously... if you're looking for kitten lickin' maybe you should check out the other gender.

this... is ridiculous. real men eat *****.
Mod Edit:Edited for language.

yeah, but not like a 'good little kitten.' I'd prefer some different imagery.

jmbran11

Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Location: U.S.

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:46 pm Post subject:

Well, it's clear that almost everyone who replies to this post is a man, so that should answer your question. Ask something about women's bodies and the men go crazy. Ask about men's private parts, and the women don't even take notice. Ok, well I'm a woman and I did read the pages, but since most of you seem like idiots, I have no interest in thinking about your peckers. (There's some real insight into a woman's mind)

Privateer

Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Location: Easy Street.

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:37 pm Post subject:

i_teach_esl wrote:

as a woman, i will tell all men the honest to gosh truth: dont ask if size/width/girth/shape/etc matters. you do not want to know the answers and explainations for them. be clean, kind, attentive, and lap up milk like a good little kitten; do these things and i promise you will make your woman happy.

**Edit:any man on this board who already does the above things, pm me.

So how many replies did you get?

Satori

Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:45 pm Post subject:

i_teach_esl wrote:

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Satori:I don't think many men who still have thier testicles attached to thier body would relate to that imagery...

huh? this i dont understand.

Well let`s see. "Good" has connotations of obedience/subservience, "little" is condescending ( especially from a woman to a man, seeing as it doesn`t really make sense ), and "kitten" is a feminine image. A real masculine man who has not been neutered by feminism is simply going to reject this imagery and the attitudes behind it.

Last edited by Satori on Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:16 am; edited 1 time in total

Zyzyfer

Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:50 pm Post subject:

billybrobby wrote:

let's be clear: the length and girth of your bone should be approximately the same as three soup cans stacked on top of each other. And your 'wad' or 'load' should be equivalent to the amount of soup those cans can hold. anything less and you are far below average. this is medical science, you can look it up anywhere.

Just 3? Maybe when you're limp.

neandergirl

Joined: 23 Jun 2005

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:56 pm Post subject:

billybrobby wrote:

While I personally have no reason not to believe the numbers above, what 'real medical journals' are you citing? A study, based on Kinsey data and published in the Journal for Sex Research (24:177-183), gives the following:

Flaccid *beep* Length: 3.89 inches (mean), (standard deviation 0.73)
Erect *beep* Length: 6.21 inches (mean), (standard deviation 0.77)

kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:18 pm Post subject:

neandergirl wrote:

billybrobby wrote:

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SirFink

Joined: 05 Mar 2006

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:44 am Post subject:

SweetBear wrote:

Guys seem to be far more obssesed with their size than most gals I know.

I'd say the same about women's breasts. Women always seem to wish their's were bigger while most guy's I know don't consider it to be that big of a deal and in fact many of us can't stand implants.

Privateer

Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Location: Easy Street.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:52 am Post subject:

It's not just the Filippinos, evidently.

SweetBear

Joined: 18 May 2003

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:39 am Post subject:

SirFink wrote:

SweetBear wrote:

Guys seem to be far more obssesed with their size than most gals I know.

I'd say the same about women's *beep*. Women always seem to wish their's were bigger while most guy's I know don't consider it to be that big of a deal and in fact many of us can't stand implants.

That's comforting Smile

However, many of us these days are concerned with the sag factor for naturally big boobs as we get older. Mind you, I'm sure guys have that worry too. Ewww !

SweetBear

Joined: 18 May 2003

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:44 am Post subject:

jmbran11 wrote:

Well, it's clear that almost everyone who replies to this post is a man, so that should answer your question. Ask something about women's bodies and the men go crazy. Ask about men's private parts, and the women don't even take notice. Ok, well I'm a woman and I did read the pages, but since most of you seem like idiots, I have no interest in thinking about your peckers. (There's some real insight into a woman's mind)

Right on sista ! Though I don't mind thinking about them once in a great while. Think clean, circumcised and very very clean....

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