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daskalos
Joined: 19 May 2006
Location: The Road to Ithaca
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All right, I have something to say about this size issue. No, I won't be so indelicate as to divulge my own measurements. But I have seen more than my fair share of penises in this world, all over the world. (Hell, I've seen more than my and a few dozen other people's fair shares.) I'm talking lots and lots of them. I'm a freaking hands-on expert about penises. So whoever on this thread is talking about 10 inch averages has no actual idea about what he's talking about. (Apologies if he's a she.)
Unless, of course he's using porn measurements. Which brings me to why I'm posting:
From what point do people who measure do so? Porn measurements clearly start at the base of the taint, nearly to the anus. I'm calling for a measurement revolution. You get it hard, you lay a ruler on top of it and and you watch where the humbling numbers fall.
Anything else is too open to subjective fiddling. (I chose "fiddling" over "fudging" for reasons that should be obvious.) I've read that the "accepted" standard is to measure from the bottom, but that won't return a usable standard, since placement and ... obtrusiveness of balls are not standard. And, if you'll notice carefully, from the underside, the tumid member goes back all the way to ... the beginning of the taint, and we're back to the fourteen inchers that sell porn but don't do much to illuminate this unseemly but compelling subject.
On the OP's question, though I can't answer from a woman's point of view, in my experience and the anecdotal experiences of men and women I have known, a man with a larger schwanz has to work less to please, which can be a trap too many larger guys fall into. Smaller guys can easily make up for size with enthusiasm and low cunning. I mean, technique. |
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ella
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Anyone this focused on his *beep*, no matter what the size, is going to be lousy in bed. |
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i_teach_esl
Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan
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| Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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| tho im firmly set in the "must be clean" rule, i have to second banning on circumcision. i never thought about it one way or the other until about a year ago, and saw a video on youtube or something of it being done to a baby boy. brutal, merciless, unnecessary practice we americans have. should i ever have sons, they will remain with skin. |
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blynch
Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA
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| Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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| this thread is so high school. |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Right on sista ! Though I don't mind thinking about them once in a great while. Think clean, circumcised and very very clean.... |
Lol, you wrote "clean" three times, you must have bad some bad experiences. But seriously, what kind of adult doesn't take a shower once a day and take care with washing thier equipment? Are there really many people like this out there? |
Was thinking the same thing when I read those "he's got to be clean!" posts. Who are these funky dudes? If I haven't taken a hot shower within the last few hours and for whatever reason am not able to prior to committing The Act™, then... I'm at least going spend a bit of time in my bathroom with a washcloth. |
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coolsage
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: The overcast afternoon of the soul
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| Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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| That song said it: 'It's not the meat, it's the motion.' Can't recall the singer's name just now. And it's 'are', dammit. Is you an English teacher? |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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| How about tigers mounting elks? |
Anything goes at a
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happygirl
Joined: 20 Feb 2006
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| Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:52 am Post subject: |
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| and lap up milk like a good little kitten. |
I don't think many men who still have thier *beep* attached to thier body would relate to that imagery... |
i don't think you quite understood the imagery |
Oh I understand what act is being represented. I'm just not happy with the tone and connotations of the imagery... |
not me either. |
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coolsage
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: The overcast afternoon of the soul
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| Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:17 am Post subject: |
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All right, I have something to say about this size issue. No, I won't be so indelicate as to divulge my own measurements. But I have seen more than my fair share of penises in this world, all over the world. (Hell, I've seen more than my and a few dozen other people's fair shares.) I'm talking lots and lots of them. I'm a freaking hands-on expert about penises. So whoever on this thread is talking about 10 inch averages has no actual idea about what he's talking about. (Apologies if he's a she.)
Unless, of course he's using porn measurements. Which brings me to why I'm posting:
From what point do people who measure do so? Porn measurements clearly start at the base of the taint, nearly to the anus. I'm calling for a measurement revolution. You get it hard, you lay a ruler on top of it and and you watch where the humbling numbers fall.
Anything else is too open to subjective fiddling. (I chose "fiddling" over "fudging" for reasons that should be obvious.) I've read that the "accepted" standard is to measure from the bottom, but that won't return a usable standard, since placement and ... obtrusiveness of balls are not standard. And, if you'll notice carefully, from the underside, the tumid member goes back all the way to ... the beginning of the taint, and we're back to the fourteen inchers that sell porn but don't do much to illuminate this unseemly but compelling subject.
On the OP's question, though I can't answer from a woman's point of view, in my experience and the anecdotal experiences of men and women I have known, a man with a larger schwanz has to work less to please, which can be a trap too many larger guys fall into. Smaller guys can easily make up for size with enthusiasm and low cunning. I mean, technique. |
Now that's way too much information. |
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daskalos
Joined: 19 May 2006
Location: The Road to Ithaca
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| Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:47 am Post subject: |
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All right, I have something to say about this size issue. No, I won't be so indelicate as to divulge my own measurements. But I have seen more than my fair share of penises in this world, all over the world. (Hell, I've seen more than my and a few dozen other people's fair shares.) I'm talking lots and lots of them. I'm a freaking hands-on expert about penises. So whoever on this thread is talking about 10 inch averages has no actual idea about what he's talking about. (Apologies if he's a she.)
Unless, of course he's using porn measurements. Which brings me to why I'm posting:
From what point do people who measure do so? Porn measurements clearly start at the base of the taint, nearly to the anus. I'm calling for a measurement revolution. You get it hard, you lay a ruler on top of it and and you watch where the humbling numbers fall.
Anything else is too open to subjective fiddling. (I chose "fiddling" over "fudging" for reasons that should be obvious.) I've read that the "accepted" standard is to measure from the bottom, but that won't return a usable standard, since placement and ... obtrusiveness of balls are not standard. And, if you'll notice carefully, from the underside, the tumid member goes back all the way to ... the beginning of the taint, and we're back to the fourteen inchers that sell porn but don't do much to illuminate this unseemly but compelling subject.
On the OP's question, though I can't answer from a woman's point of view, in my experience and the anecdotal experiences of men and women I have known, a man with a larger schwanz has to work less to please, which can be a trap too many larger guys fall into. Smaller guys can easily make up for size with enthusiasm and low cunning. I mean, technique. |
Now that's way too much information. |
Really? Well, then, sorry. Someone asked a question about which I happen to be an expert -- a question that has been a topic of debate and conversation for at least as long as humanity has been literate -- and I thought I'd share what I know about it.
Actually, what has been more informative to me is that the people who find the topic unseemly have been unable to keep from getting in their two-cents' worth of opinion, just to make sure we all know they are above such crass concerns as *beep* size.
And here all I'm wishing to do is to bring a little fresh air, sunshine and objectivity into such a wildly distorted field, a subject that fascinates most people, even though few are honest enough to admit to it. |
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guangho
Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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| Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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I can tap you from here.
Mentally. |
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i_teach_esl
Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan
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| Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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*edit* i was going to apologize here for offending some with the kitten similie, but i decided against it. it was joke, and lighten up just a little.
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SweetBear
Joined: 18 May 2003
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| Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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| JongnoGuru wrote: |
| Satori wrote: |
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Right on sista ! Though I don't mind thinking about them once in a great while. Think clean, circumcised and very very clean.... |
Lol, you wrote "clean" three times, you must have bad some bad experiences. But seriously, what kind of adult doesn't take a shower once a day and take care with washing thier equipment? Are there really many people like this out there? |
Was thinking the same thing when I read those "he's got to be clean!" posts. Who are these funky dudes? If I haven't taken a hot shower within the last few hours and for whatever reason am not able to prior to committing The Act�, then... I'm at least going spend a bit of time in my bathroom with a washcloth. |
I'd just like to say to that farm boy from my formative years, sweaty nuts and smegma do not turn me on , even if you have a whopper.
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ChuckECheese
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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| I'd just like to say to that farm boy from my formative years, sweaty nuts and smegma do not turn me on , even if you have a whopper. |
How about a big mac?  |
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Privateer
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Location: Easy Street.
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| Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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| "Is there any women" from the ******* English teacher... |
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