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I almost puked in class.

 
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ajgeddes



Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:44 pm    Post subject: I almost puked in class. Reply with quote

What an interesting class. Sitting there doing some writing worksheets when a boy gets a bloody nose. It is bleeding a lot, but nothing really out of the ordinary. The boy is quite content sticking tissues up his nose to stop it. Anyways, the boy also has a cold. All class, I have been telling the students to stay sitting down and not stand up. Well, one girl walks over to him and he sneezes. He sneezed blood all over her. It was all over her face and arm and shirt. She was in shock, I was trying not to puke and he didn't know what to do. Did he say 'sorry'? Of course not. Anyways, that was gross, I hope she was able to clean it all off. GROSS!

Anyways, maybe she learned a lesson. When the teacher says to stay sitting, you should stay sitting.
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spliff



Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm...great thread! Very Happy
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simpleminds



Joined: 04 May 2006

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crikey, that's gross! I hope she wasn't wearing white, but I bet she was.
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Ryst Helmut



Joined: 26 Apr 2003
Location: In search of the elusive signature...

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok...my blood story of yesterday.

So, I've a runt English/King Charles cocker spaniel that is need of vast amounts of meds. We actually brought her from Korea to America in hopes that US vets would know what to do....after surpassing 10,000$ (yes, I'm/we're a sucker) we are now in the giving shots (needles-n-all) twice daily.

Trying to find a spot on the nave of my pooch that is not bruised from all the poking I move down a bit....prod - inject 1 cc - withdraw.

Babygirl stands up....shakes a bit and blood splatters about.

My legs, floor, cabinets, doggy hair, rug, mats, what-not are speckled (if not inundated) with large drops/splatters of doggie blood. It took a good 15 seconds for her to stop bleeding....waited for her 6.5 kg body to pass out from the loss of blood. Niet.

Clean up on aisle 2, please!

Blood veins...bugger.

!shoosh,

Ryst
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CBP



Joined: 15 May 2006
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why the hell am I reading this thread?

Why the hell am I posting on this thread?

Oooops. The off-topic police are going to squash me!

"Dudette, you're totally off topic."

"Ohmygosh, really?"

"Way."

"Blood! Guts! Puke! Gore!"

"Much better."
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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's like Slimer meets Carrie, plus any movie with projectile vomiting.
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A few minutes into one of my Monday middle school classes a kid on the aisle said, "Teacher" and pointed to the kid next to him, whose head was down on the table. I glanced over but that's all I did.

A couple of minutes later the kid on the aisle (now rather greenish) remembered the word 'sick' and was able to say, "Teacher, sick" and pointed at the other again. He had remembered the word too late. There was a puddle of purplish pink vomit all over the floor at the kid's feet. The two on either side were greenish.

For the first time in my teaching career I had to mop up vomit. I guessed the kid had eaten that purple-black rice for lunch.
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CBP



Joined: 15 May 2006
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great. Lovely.

And yet I'm READING THIS THREAD AGAIN.

Why? Why? Why?
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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man

PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ugh, i almost puked today in class. one of the students sneezed. i looked at him and said "bless you -- oh, God!"

the "oh God" was accidental. he had sneezed at least a tablespoon of thick, yellow snot all over his book. i'm gagging now thinking of it.
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khyber



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction

PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was at a pie eating contest a few years ago when this really fat guy, his name was Lardass drank a bunch of oil or something.

In the middle of the pie eating contest he totally puke on everyone. And then everyone started puking on everyone else.

I almost puked.
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blynch



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA

PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
She was in shock, I was trying not to puke and he didn't know what to do. Did he say 'sorry'? Of course not. Anyways, that was gross, I hope she was able to clean it all off. GROSS!


so what's the deal? do you like her or what?
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ilovebdt



Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Location: Nr Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

khyber wrote:
I was at a pie eating contest a few years ago when this really fat guy, his name was Lardass drank a bunch of oil or something.

In the middle of the pie eating contest he totally puke on everyone. And then everyone started puking on everyone else.

I almost puked.


That sounds familiar...

ilovebdt
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

More than a year ago at a hagwon, a kid threw up into the bookbag of the kid next to him. I was writing on the board, I clearly heard him throw up, but when i went looking for it, I couldnt find it. Had to find it by smell. Fortunately the book bag was empty.
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riley



Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me

PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had to add my experience today. I had two boys yelling at each other so I seperated them and put them against the wall on either side of the room for a timeout. Right after that, it was break time and one of the boys asks if he can get water. I told him no, so he started jumping up and down and snorking tears and mucus. It was a regular Class A tantrum. I walk over a minute later when he had stopped and find him starting to puke. He had made himself so upset, that he threw up!
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