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candide
Joined: 03 Oct 2006
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:32 am Post subject: Why Am I So Smart? |
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Serious question, why are people so goddamn dumb? I'm smart and cultured, people, better than you, and you.
So why are all the people I meet like broken coconuts from Flippoland?
What the hell does it take to meet a man that knows his Danish scat in and out like Felix the Cat and his magic bag? What does it take? |
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candide
Joined: 03 Oct 2006
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:32 am Post subject: |
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Man, drugs and wine rule like Trollocs on heat. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:32 am Post subject: |
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How smart is your hair? |
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shevek
Joined: 29 Jul 2003
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:40 am Post subject: |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
How smart is your hair? |
Profound *beep* man.
I bet he can't even answer it. |
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Sleepy in Seoul

Joined: 15 May 2004 Location: Going in ever decreasing circles until I eventually disappear up my own fundament - in NZ
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:25 am Post subject: |
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candide wrote: |
Why Am I So Smart? ... What the hell does it take to meet a man that knows his Danish scat in and out like Felix the Cat and his magic bag? |
You are asking how to meet a Danish animal excrement expert and you want someone to explain to you why you are smart... you aren't off to a spectacularly good beginning. |
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Satori

Joined: 09 Dec 2005 Location: Above it all
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:13 pm Post subject: |
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If you're really so smart and want people to know, remember the golden rule of writing, show, don't tell... |
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The Man known as The Man

Joined: 29 Mar 2003 Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:23 pm Post subject: Re: Why Am I So Smart? |
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candide wrote: |
Serious question, why are people so goddamn dumb? I'm smart and cultured, people, better than you, and you.
So why are all the people I meet like broken coconuts from Flippoland?
What the hell does it take to meet a man that knows his Danish scat in and out like Felix the Cat and his magic bag? What does it take? |
You are not smart.
So sorry. |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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You're not that smart. Most of us saw right through your attempt to bait people into making dumb comments attacking your intelligence, thus proving your point. |
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Pak Yu Man

Joined: 02 Jun 2005 Location: The Ida galaxy
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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Flippoland? Where's that? I guess I'm dumb. At least we're not dumb enough to feed a post-whoring troll.
Come back and play some other time. Buhbye now  |
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The Hierophant

Joined: 13 Sep 2005
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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Pak Yu Man wrote: |
At least we're not dumb enough to feed a post-whoring troll.
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You just did... and so did I! Wait. What's happening?! NO! BACK! BACK! ARRRRGH! *gets eaten by troll* |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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The Hierophant wrote: |
Pak Yu Man wrote: |
At least we're not dumb enough to feed a post-whoring troll.
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You just did... and so did I! Wait. What's happening?! NO! BACK! BACK! ARRRRGH! *gets eaten by troll* |
What a schmuck. You won't find me posting in a troll's thread.  |
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seoulsucker

Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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My name's Arthel, and I can count to potato. |
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Juregen
Joined: 30 May 2006
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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Satori wrote: |
If you're really so smart and want people to know, remember the golden rule of writing, show, don't tell... |
Ni-ce |
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