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OMG!!!! Footballers like Internet porn!

 
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:57 pm    Post subject: OMG!!!! Footballers like Internet porn! Reply with quote

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=388746&cc=5739

Can you believe this? Now even EPL players are logging on to Internet porn sites. And some teenage prospects are doing the same thing! What's next?!? Will burger-flippers, forklift drivers, accountants, postmen, pilots and university students start spending their spare time looking at Internet porn, too? What's this world coming to???
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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Addiction to internet pornography is a growing problem among cash-rich Premiership players with time on their hands according to Peter Kay, the chief executive of the Sporting Chance clinic.


You supply the joke. Difficulty: no "that's not all" or "more than".
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mithridates



Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency

PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hater Depot wrote:
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Addiction to internet pornography is a growing problem among cash-rich Premiership players with time on their hands according to Peter Kay, the chief executive of the Sporting Chance clinic.


You supply the joke. Difficulty: no "that's not all" or "more than".


Heh heh those players have got something other than time on their hands, that's for sure.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hater Depot wrote:
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Addiction to internet pornography is a growing problem among cash-rich Premiership players with time on their hands according to Peter Kay, the chief executive of the Sporting Chance clinic.


You supply the joke. Difficulty: no "that's not all" or "more than".


Since using hands in football is illegal, Internet porn is a good way to make sure a player's hands don't atrophy.
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rawiri



Joined: 01 Jun 2003
Location: Lovely day for a fire drill.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So a bunch of fit young wealthy guys who could pull almost any bird they wanted have nothing better to do after training than cruise porn sites. That's so incredibly british!
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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Heh heh those players have got something other than time on their hands, that's for sure.


You might be within the rules but that's toeing the line, mister. You're on notice.
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mateomiguel



Joined: 16 May 2005

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

why are the fit, healthy, young guys who are living the dream in need of porn?

This is highly disturbing. Not that I have anything against porn, but I just thought the cool people had more of a live-action porn thing goin on.
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Mashimaro



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: location, location

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently not all famous people can pickup at will. I heard some famous guys have an even bigger fear of rejection because of who they are..
eg. Getting knocked back as Joe Lamer is no big deal, but getting knocked back as the lead singer of a huge band could be an even bigger blow to the ego.
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Internet porn is ... always available. Requires no effort.
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stumptown



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Paju: Wife beating capital of Korea

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And besides, who doesn't like porn? There's practically a fetish for everyone and their dog.
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would be news if football players were in internet porn, not into.
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hollywoodaction wrote:
It would be news if football players were in internet porn, not into.


Didn't Frankie Lampard and a few others from the national squad make some amatuer porn after a night of boozing on Cyprus that got circulated around the net?
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yu_Bum_suk wrote:
Hollywoodaction wrote:
It would be news if football players were in internet porn, not into.


Didn't Frankie Lampard and a few others from the national squad make some amatuer porn after a night of boozing on Cyprus that got circulated around the net?


If they did, that would be news...not that I'd care.
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