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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Hi Otis. I have some bad news for you, Sugar Lump. I checked with headquarters, and it turns out your application to become gay has been denied, with no chance for an appeal. They didn't exactly say why, but then they didn't exactly need to, did they? So, you can just go back to your wife or your hand or whatever it is that'll have you, and leave us gay people alone. |
Listen up, Miss Thing! Next time you see me, I'll be wearing an ascot, sparkly sunglasses, and pink alligator shoes.
I'll also be humming a Bette Midler tune. She's to die for.
And there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. |
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cj1976
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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| I experimented with homosexuality once, but one episode of Ally McBeal was enough to convince me that it wasn't the right lifestyle for me. |
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hogwonguy1979
Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: the racoon den
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| Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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you gonna dump your wife and kid and marry squaffy now bill?
what a troll |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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| hogwonguy1979 wrote: |
you gonna dump your wife and kid and marry squaffy now bill?
what a troll |
You're a terrific guy. |
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Pak Yu Man
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy
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| Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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So black is evil and white is good?
How so? White is chaos...black is orderly. From a scientific point of view  |
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Paji eh Wong
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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| Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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| otis wrote: |
| daskalos wrote: |
| Hi Otis. I have some bad news for you, Sugar Lump. I checked with headquarters, and it turns out your application to become gay has been denied, with no chance for an appeal. They didn't exactly say why, but then they didn't exactly need to, did they? So, you can just go back to your wife or your hand or whatever it is that'll have you, and leave us gay people alone. |
Listen up, Miss Thing! Next time you see me, I'll be wearing an ascot, sparkly sunglasses, and pink alligator shoes.
I'll also be humming a Bette Midler tune. She's to die for.
And there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. |
Bill the gay activist.
Gay activate elsewhere please. |
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Doogie
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Hwaseong City
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| Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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| gang ah jee wrote: |
I'm all for ascots and pink elevator shoes, but is the the dancing queen making fun of gay people or satanists, or both or neither? What's going on?  |
You will be always welcome at one of the bar-b-ques.
Get ready to listen to a lot of Abba. |
I'm a heterosexual and I love ABBA........what does that mean???  |
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drumpounder
Joined: 20 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:25 am Post subject: |
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| I would act gay to make women feel more "safe" around me so it would be easier to get into their pants by acting "conflicted about my sexuality" |
I've done this...and it's worked!!!! More than once.  |
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peemil
Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa
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| Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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| I would act gay to make women feel more "safe" around me so it would be easier to get into their pants by acting "conflicted about my sexuality" |
And people think I'm disturbed....
That is just plain wrong. I don't know whether it is the acting gay or trying to get some under those pretenses.
At least you'll have a reasonable excuse if you try and stick it in her ahh... that's a nicea donut... "Sorry darling- Got mixed up again." |
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ChopChaeJoe
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:39 am Post subject: |
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| drumpounder wrote: |
| djsmnc wrote: |
| I would act gay to make women feel more "safe" around me so it would be easier to get into their pants by acting "conflicted about my sexuality" |
I've done this...and it's worked!!!! More than once. |
There's a name for that. It's called queer for quim. |
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hogwonguy1979
Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: the racoon den
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| Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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| news alert: bill is going to marry doogie howser |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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| So black is evil and white is good? |
...dogs and cats: Living together! Mass hysteria!
Sorry, for some reason this reminded me of that line. |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:36 pm Post subject: Re: Coming Out of the Closet! |
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| Today I was thinking carefully. |
Did it hurt?
"What?!? You mean to tell me the men who washed me in the shower and tried to put a rubber fist in my anus are homosexuals?!?!" -Borat Sagdev |
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jazblanc77
Joined: 22 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:38 am Post subject: |
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I've thought about being gay... I mean I cant' dress myself for sheet, and maybe I can be a clean freak and color coordinate my house...
But, I just can't look at another man's hairy arse and say...Yeah, I want that! (stolen from Andrew Dice Clay...)
Besides, I like the female sex... |
Is this a JoeThanks confession? |
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