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MollyBloom
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Location: James Joyce's pants
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 Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:06 pm Post subject: do koreans have any stereotypes about westerners in bed? |
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| funny ones especially! |
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jaganath69
Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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| I know other Asians do, based on a few years of getting it on around the continent. However, I don't think the content I'd have to post here would survive the Auto Da Fay-like censorship of this board. |
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Roch
Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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| jaganath69 wrote: |
| I know other Asians do, based on a few years of getting it on around the continent. However, I don't think the content I'd have to post here would survive the Auto Da Fay-like censorship of this board. |
With nothing better to do, Roch offers the tell-tale stuff uttered in his presense before he was slinkin' the dinky into some, by any standard, awesome or, at least, neat little numbers he dinged in his time in Yongsan-gu.
Some of the ladies picked him up in the Kangnam Station area, too (no bull on this one) but took him back to his apart-uh in Yongsan-gu with lines like: "Hi. Wanna get a drink?"
I'taewon chicks -local ones- are there for the pluckin.' Wait for at least some of them to ask you this question: "Do you teach English-ee?" When you answer in the affirmative, you'll run the risk of either an S.T.D. or a groovy pick-up or two or three.
Try it out, eh, and see what happens to you.
Other famous come-ons include, " You're cute. Wanna hook up?"
First, if you're naturally the shy type, and the lady acts like you are an innocent guy-about-town, play the part because it usually never fails as a reliable shtick.
Trust me on this one.
Second, shave and shower enough to reek of Ivory soap and Gillette shaving cream.
Thirdly, seem disinterested in all the females about the place.
Fourthly, em, wink at the chick who seems cold or too emotionally distant to care enough about your backside. You'll know at least one thing: she either digs you or does not dig you.
Fifthly, if she comes up to you, you then have a foot in the door. Play it to all get out!
The number six frame is up to you at this point, eh. Customise it to your advantage and fine tune it.
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mateomiguel
Joined: 16 May 2005
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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Just generally, I think Koreans think we're all supersluts. I've heard from Korean men and women alike that Americans all shag each other at the drop of a hat. Its like a veritable monkey colony in their mind.
I've had this confirmed by one of my male Korean friends meeting one of my female western friends, and immediately going all out in his super-awkward way to get into her pants. Not surprisingly, it didn't work. And then once when she got to my house before he did he made a ton of noise asking us what we were doing before he got over there. I believe that he seriously thought we had a quickie without him.
Personally, I enjoy the structure and trust of committed relationship sexin. Maybe its the rest of you monkeys they're talking about! |
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Beej
Joined: 05 Mar 2005
Location: Eungam Loop
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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| My gf's friends aked her if I "kiss well". I thought it was a strange question. But I was told that they assume foreign men kiss well because they kiss well in the movies. |
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cdninkorea
Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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| One stereotype is that our penises are bigger. |
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jaganath69
Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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| cdninkorea wrote: |
| One stereotype is that our penises are bigger. |
Yeah that is one enquiry my wife inevitably fields when she meets another Indonesian. |
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insamjunkie
Joined: 04 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:44 pm Post subject: Re: do koreans have any stereotypes about westerners in bed? |
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| MollyBloom wrote: |
| funny ones especially! |
Yes, yes there are. Koreans share the stereotype that we have that Asians are smaller, whites are larger, and blacks are largest.
The other day my wife was with a group of friends, and one found out she was married to a foreigner. So she came over, introduced herself, and basically said "One of my friends is married to a black guy. They couldn't have sex, so she had an operation to enlarge her vagina." Not a good conversation starter.
The more common stereotypes are directed at Koreans who sleep with foreigners. I've lost count of the number of times my wife has been asked if she's Japanese, because a Korean would never date a foreigner. |
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jaganath69
Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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| insamjunkie wrote: |
| mateomiguel wrote: |
| Just generally, I think Koreans think we're all supersluts. |
A Korean guy I work with asked me if I was a virgin. He assumed I must be because I'm not married. At the time, I thought it was just a reflection of his own prudishness. However, I've started to notice weird comments by other Koreans that makes me think they all have this view.
Is pre-merital sex really that uncommon here? If so, then I suppose we are supersluts to them. |
Its as common as anywhere else, its just that noone admits to it. The vast majority of virgins in this country seem to be males in their 20s. |
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R-Seoul
Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: your place
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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| I would say that it is a bit more difficult to hook up with a Korean girl than it is back home however once you have, getting her to sleep with you is much easier� |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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| R-Seoul wrote: |
| I would say that it is a bit more difficult to hook up with a Korean girl than it is back home however once you have, getting her to sleep with you is much easier� |
I'd say the exact opposite. Easier to get a first date, harder to go all the way. |
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doggyji
Joined: 21 Feb 2006
Location: Toronto - Hamilton - Vineland - St. Catherines
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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| jaganath69 wrote: |
| The vast majority of virgins in this country seem to be males in their 20s. |
No wonder they joke about 만일클럽("10000 days club"), ha ha.. |
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Benicio
Joined: 25 May 2006
Location: Down South- where it's hot & wet
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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Yep, they think westerners have big shlongs. That's why they stare at us in the bathroom.
Mostly, they think we- male & female- are total sluts who will sleep with anyone at the drop of a hat.
They don't realize that they sleep around almost as much as westerners, but they go to great lengths to hide that fact- even from their own close friends.
My girlfriend is under the delusion that her two younger sisters- 29 & 27- are both virgins. One is at grad school in the States and is dating a European guy. The other has been dating the same guy for about 8 years. They're both virgins- yeah right!
Westerners usually have no qualms about admitting to non-virginity. We openly talk about these things. They do not.
Part of this perceived sluttiness is Korean guys thinking that they can get a western girl so easily. They get frustrated when they find out that it's not so true.
On the flipside, gay Korean guys hit on western guys so easily because they think it would be so easy to get us into the sack.
I've been hit on by a bunch of Korean guys. Gets annoying after a while. |
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Junior
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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They think western women are easy because they don't put up a theatrical play fight of resistance before sex.
They think westerners are sluts, yep. But what they don't understand is that we don't pay for sex all the time like they do. A sort of inverse value system. Consensual sex means you're a *beep*, paying for it is legitimate and respectable apparently. |
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