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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| I'd really like it if Dogbert and BlindWillie/WilliamG resurrected their conservative-vs.-liberal biatch-slapping fests. (though one can see glimpses of that on another site, but it's not nearly as funny) |
I'll try to add a knock-knock joke next post I make at Marmot's 
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| I want SwissJames back, I want him chucked from his current job and froggy-marched back to Hell (Incheon). |
I gotta agree on this. Some weekends I'm half tempted to bring my camera to some of the local expat bars in his memory.
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| And I define chat as talking to the same 5-10 posters over and over again in every thread in little one line try-hard-to-be-witty posts that may or not make sense to the masses and/or in English. |
But the jokes went over so well in rehersal! |
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Demophobe
Joined: 17 May 2004
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:29 am Post subject: |
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Flotsam,
Qinella,
Tiberious,
Gang Ah Jee....
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One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Wow...you are so close to the truth, guru. Who can blame parents for the actions of their children? Especially lamprey types...unwanted leechlings. |
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Maserial
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: The Web
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:30 am Post subject: |
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| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
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There are some here that treat Dave's like their very own chat room. And I define chat as talking to the same 5-10 posters over and over again in every thread in little one line try-hard-to-be-witty posts that may or not make sense to the masses and/or in English. What's really sad is when they start talking to their own sock to try and throw others off. Whatever. It's a democracy until the mods get involved.
But do I wish that some people left this "discussion" board and found new life in Yahoo Messenger? Sure, I do. |
Hey Maserial, the word of the day is "safe." Ya feel me?
YA FEEL ME? |
I feel it.
| JongnoGuru wrote: |
Back to my really good thread idea, inspired by Hapki's really good post, of doing away with the try-hard-to-be-witty posters who are clogging up the board. Here they are, with no surprises:
Flotsam,
Qinella,
JongnoGuru,
Tiberious,
Gang Ah Jee....
That's not all of them, but it definitely nails the main culprits to the wall. Like dead insects pinned to a card at the Bug Museum. |
It takes a big man to admit their deficiences: You did it, and you're a better man because of it. You're my new hero, JongnoGuru. Actually, you had been my hero, and then Flakfizer came along and stole the show. Now, though, now you're back on top. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:49 am Post subject: |
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Tiberious |
Hey JongnoGuru, know what the word of the day is?
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SAYYYYYYEEEEEFFFF!
YA FEEL ME? |
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The King of Kwangju
Joined: 10 Feb 2003
Location: New York City
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:11 am Post subject: |
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| soviet_man wrote: |
laogaiguk - 36 posts on Monday
EFLtrainer - 31 posts on Monday
RACETRAITOR - 26 posts on Monday
gang_ah_jee - 23 posts on Monday
Ya-ta_Boy - 23 posts on Monday
flotsam - 16 posts on Monday
poet13 - 16 posts on Monday
huffdaddy - 14 posts on Monday
Hollywoodaction - 14 posts on Monday
ChuckECheese - 11 posts on Monday
Yu_Bum_suk - 11 posts on Monday
ttompatz - 6 posts on Monday
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I'd trade them all for 1 post by Gord. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:18 am Post subject: |
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| Demophobe wrote: |
| JongnoGuru wrote: |
Flotsam,
Qinella,
Tiberious,
Gang Ah Jee....
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One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Wow...you are so close to the truth, guru. Who can blame parents for the actions of their children? Especially lamprey types...unwanted leechlings. |
The funny thing is that you quoted a tongue in cheek list ostensibly designed to mock people for trying to be witty, took it seriously, then, and this is the funniest part, tried to be witty and came off causing this reaction in most readers: hmm.. Demophobe, small letters, italics, 'one of these things is...' *yawn* ... *scroll* *scroll* *scroll*
You are not funny at all, nor are you witty or clever.
Your little hang-up you've had on me recently, ever since you reported me to a mod for using a well-known trick that you were too slow to thitherto cotton on to until you quoted me and figured it out, makes me feel dirty. By dirty, I mean gay. You are making me feel gay, and not 'oookaayyy!' gay, but getting a dirty sanchez from Michael Moore gay.
Please, just stop obsessing. We are not 'pretend-enemy' friends who shuckle shuckle and deride each other in jest. We are not down at all. I think you are goofy, arrogant, and dull. If I saw you in a bar, I would tell you to *beep* off, or if in a good mood, pretend to be your friend and lure you into endless subtle insults. I truly do not like you. Just leave me alone.
(See, y'all? I'm doing my part!) |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:23 am Post subject: |
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| ...makes me feel dirty. By dirty, I mean gay. You are making me feel gay, and not 'oookaayyy!' gay, but getting a dirty sanchez from Michael Moore gay. |
You weren't really clear if you liked this or not... |
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Demophobe
Joined: 17 May 2004
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
| Demophobe wrote: |
| JongnoGuru wrote: |
Flotsam,
Qinella,
Tiberious,
Gang Ah Jee....
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One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Wow...you are so close to the truth, guru. Who can blame parents for the actions of their children? Especially lamprey types...unwanted leechlings. |
The funny thing is that you quoted a tongue in cheek list ostensibly designed to mock people for trying to be witty, took it seriously, then, and this is the funniest part, tried to be witty and came off causing this reaction in most readers: hmm.. Demophobe, small letters, italics, 'one of these things is...' *yawn* ... *scroll* *scroll* *scroll*
You are not funny at all, nor are you witty or clever.
Your little hang-up you've had on me recently, ever since you reported me to a mod for using a well-known trick that you were too slow to thitherto cotton on to until you quoted me and figured it out, makes me feel dirty. By dirty, I mean gay. You are making me feel gay, and not 'oookaayyy!' gay, but getting a dirty sanchez from Michael Moore gay.
Please, just stop obsessing. We are not 'pretend-enemy' friends who shuckle shuckle and deride each other in jest. We are not down at all. I think you are goofy, arrogant, and dull. If I saw you in a bar, I would tell you to *beep* off, or if in a good mood, pretend to be your friend and lure you into endless subtle insults. I truly do not like you. Just leave me alone.
(See, y'all? I'm doing my part!) |
WWWAAAAAAHHHHHH! Leave me alone. I don't like you!
It's not your sandbox.
The post, if it was in jest, was truly on the mark. Did I put too fine a point on it? While I feel the others on the list are actually intelligent, you are not. You went to the Dave's gathering and well... drunk people are an easy crowd.
I am surprised at the gullibility of the intelligentsia, but there it is.
I make you feel dirty? You give me so much power over you. Have a shower and remember first, that you don't "know" me and I have no actual meaning in your life, and second, if you don't want me to reply, don't post. It's not your sandbox.
The mantra here is "It's only an internet forum..."; repeat until you just feel better. |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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I just had to scroll up to the top of page 4 to remember what the hell thread I was in.
Oh yeah, guru, you forgot a few, like DW, Toby, Hwanjangsil Ajumma (sp?), spidey112233, pest 1 and pest 2, and soon-to-be Patchy (where has she gone to?) |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:27 am Post subject: |
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| Ok well I do miss Hwajanshil Ajumma. But pest and patchy? Perfectly annoying. Very glad they aren't around these days. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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I do see that some of the older posters have run amok with the coloring system. Do get it straight, will you all?
But remember: There are no more reds, oranges or pinks. Lovefest. ^^ |
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Satori
Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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This is the place for you Kiwibuoy
[quote="Satori"]RAINBOWQUEEN[/quote]
People, please take note of what feelings of inadequacy can lead a poster to...(hit "Quote" and see the effort he put into this cry for help...)
Get help. Feel the love. Satori, I think you and Dem can help each other. Let me know what I can do to make it easier for you both. ^^ |
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SPINOZA
Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul
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| Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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I don't use color for individual Daves Warriors vis-a-vis the herd but rather use red and blue for general concepts or nouns that please me or not.
Thus we have prohibition, Republicans and Korea. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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I don't use color for individual Daves Warriors vis-a-vis the herd but rather use red and blue for general concepts or nouns that please me or not.
Thus we have prohibition, Republicans and Korea. |
Fine, fine. Just make it darkblue, savage. |
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