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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:23 pm    Post subject: Bad Haiku thread Reply with quote

Haiku is one of the most important forms of traditional Japanese poetry. Haiku is, today, a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.


pee on Itawon
it�s fun for a night, but, uh
the morn reeks of fright
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haiku does not I
think rhyme at all but there are
usage rules, innit?


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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you know kimchi?
Do you like kimchi?
Why no like Kimchi?


Dokdo is Korea
Dokdo no Japan
Dokdo uridang


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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flotsam wrote:
haiku does not I
think rhyme at all but there are
usage rules, innit?



tell how edits are
possibly justifiable
on bad haiku page

so I rhyme haiku
yes sir, that's right I do, but
only here among do do
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NOT HAIKUS!!!!!
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
NOT HAIKUS!!!!!
...my friend
Tiberious said tonight
what a fucking ass
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venus



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Near Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We sit here alone
talking to those we can't see
voices in our heads
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venus



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Near Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

v d u buddies
projections severed from meat
no classes today

xxx


too much desk time I
should prepare for next week but
I can't be bothered

xxx

this is pointless fun
usually the best kind
better with soju
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Venus, you're haiku
suck in keeping with this thread's
OP--duh, beyotch
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venus



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Near Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FLOTSAM I don't care
You are a boring numbnuts
you should eat a d*ck
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flotsam



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you see? that's better
it was really, really bad
wash your dirty mouth
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venus



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Near Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haiku is, today, a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.

The metrical pattern of Haiku

Haiku-poems consist of respectively 5, 7 and 5 syllables in three units. In japanese, this convention is a must, but in english, which has variation in the length of syllables, this can sometimes be difficult.

I'm now a pedant
like flotsam and some others;
pointing out mistakes


Laughing
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flotsam



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sad, another post-
er with issues who doesn't
understand wit^^
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venus



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Near Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wither is the wit?
it seems undetectable
in most of your posts

sarcasm is not
the only example of
how to be witty

I'm bored with haiku
time to daydream about some
hot sex adventures
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

again these are good
truly terrible indeed
nice work love god, less
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