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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I believe merlot
has the right to award the
prize, if one, grandpa

again--keep in mind
BAD is the key, I think Khy-
ber wins, maybe you^^
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Smee



Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When 외국놈 start
using slanty-eyed emot-
icons, we're all screwed.
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Woland



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Went out to dinner.
I had some doenjangjjigae.
It was pretty good.
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alas and alack!
I have been called an old man.
Slink away and die.

Was it Spinoza,
Maybe Satori who said,
"Shut up, you old guy"?

I don't remember.
Must be Alzheimers again.
Both are capable.

My life is over.
He called me Methusela.
I should just die now.
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alpope23



Joined: 15 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:56 am    Post subject: haiku Reply with quote

Cooler than James Bond
Gets more ass than toilet seats
Hi, my name is Pope!
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seoulkitchen



Joined: 28 Dec 2004
Location: Hub of Asia, my ass!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha Haiku! Haiku!
German sneezes poetry
Gesundheit echoes



Frog under my shoe
Whither little froggy dude?
The moon shines brightly


ESL Cafe
Posters are really goofy
One hand claps silence
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Poemer



Joined: 20 Sep 2005
Location: Mullae

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a little girl
her panties in a knot;
most dave's posters
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poemer wrote:
a little girl
her panties in a knot;
most dave's posters


Again, considering the title of this thread, this poem is WAY out of line. Very Happy

Jesus Tapdancing Christ I'm dying here. Laughing
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drumpounder



Joined: 20 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I ate cheese tonight
I also choked down some crabs
Her name was Miss Kim
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