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[otis]

Here are my plans.

Tomorrow, I'm going to wake up too early and be a grouch.

Then my wife and son are going to call me a grouch and make me feel guilty.

Then I'm going to drive to my Scottish mother and Equdorian step-father's house.

Then my sister and African-American brother-in-law are going to join us. My brother-in-law pretends he's Spanish and from Hondorous. But who is he trying to fool?

My neice and nephew are coming too.

So what will we have around the table? Hispanic, white, black and Asian. Man, it sounds like America to me. You certainly wouldn't find that in England or Canada.

After watching football, my brother-in-law (the black guy pretending he's Spanish) and me will get drunk on beer.

Then my Mommy will cook her freaking desert dry turkey.

After that, we'll all go home.

God Bless, America. For a bunch of racist fooks, we all seem to get along.

[otis]

But none of us will say the n-word.

We hate Michael Richards because of that.