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Kurt Russell jokes are getting lame!
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Well, why don't you put her in charge!?!"
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cwemory



Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Location: Gunpo, Korea

PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

endofthewor1d wrote:
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These types of jokes and witty references were mildly funny when it was Chuck Norris. But Kurt Russell? Come on! Why ruin the memory of a good internet fad by trying to replicate it. Kurt just isn't cheesy enough to live up to Chucks cult following.

May this be the end of all nerdy Kurt Russell jokes! From now on anyone who brings up Kurt Russell is automatically labeled a dweeb!



if you're really after some quality humor and cutting edge wit, just find your nearest canadian with a chip on his/her shoulder about the u.s.

you'll get such classics as:

Green Tea wrote:
Quote:

If the US imploded tonight...



Please don't get my hopes up...!


been a while since i heard a zinger like that!

and who could forget:
Green Tea wrote:
Tiger Beer wrote:
I'd like to counter this thread by saying I like foreigners.



Even americans? Confused


whoahhh! excuse me while i stitch up my recently split sides.

and the timeless:
Green Tea wrote:
Thunndarr wrote:
Down with the Americans!



I'll second that! Very Happy


Z-Z-Z-ZING!!!

for more of this side-splitting wit and wisdom, here's the only link you'll ever need:

http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/search.php?search_author=Green+Tea


Worldwide? Where you been? Sell your i-pod yet?


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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cwemory wrote:

Worldwide? Where you been? Sell your i-pod yet?


D'oh! This is pretty astute, methinks:

Green Tea(aka Worldwide) in another thread wrote:
blaseblasphemener wrote:
Verser wrote:
As a old-guard Republican, I'll be very glad to see Bush, and hopefully his neo-con pals, out of office.


But, did you vote for him in the 2000 or 2004 elections?




Likely he did... and that just shows how flawed the american political system is. With only 2 choices and a cultural pressure to vote either left or right, people end up voting for terrible candidates just because they can't stand the thought of "other side" in power. The american system needs a complete overhaul, new national parties need to be introduced to curb the corruption and break the majority rule that leads to bad legislation.


Gosh that does ring a bell...
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endofthewor1d



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Location: the end of the wor1d.

PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cwemory wrote:
Worldwide? Where you been? Sell your i-pod yet?


am i worldwide or is green-tea worldwide?
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cwemory



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

endofthewor1d wrote:
cwemory wrote:
Worldwide? Where you been? Sell your i-pod yet?


am i worldwide or is green-tea worldwide?


green tea


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endofthewor1d



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't edit your post now, or it makes me look like a moron for having asked the question.
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Green Tea



Joined: 04 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Keep it coming!

I've got the dweeb count up and running.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Green Tea wrote:
Laughing Laughing Laughing

Keep it coming!

I've got the dweeb count up and running.


Ahhh...touche. We've been undone now.
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I don't see Kurt Russel and Patrick Swayze in a movie together, I don't know what I'm going to do!
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The Man known as The Man



Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!

PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bulsajo wrote:
2 words for you:

Michael Richards


There are tards picking up on this-2 delinquents on the Gatineau side provoked a teacher into reacting, caught it on the phone video and posted it on youtube.com

The 2 are suspended-13 year olds suspensions won't work-get them in for a 2 weeks straight of 7am detentions now there is a deterrent
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