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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

red dog wrote:
jaganath69 wrote:
otis wrote:
flotsam wrote:
Oh, Otis.


You live here, don't you, Flotsam?

I've never been to this site a single time without seeing you post.

Why don't you leave your apartment this instant. Then go to Donkey Chicken. After that, try to find a date.

C'mon, we're all supporting you, you sexy beast.

Get out the house.


Donkey chicken, duuuuuude, that's like soooooo 2003. BTW, you should get that harlot in your avatar to kit up for that bunch of ****** you and her support. Would suit as they are a class bunch of *****.

Mod Edit: Edited for language.


I'd like to know what was edited out -- the word "beep"?!


Sharp as always.
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Satori



Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all

PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Corporal wrote:
twg wrote:
Corporal wrote:
In theory this is a good thread. In practice though as so often happens it has turned to ddong very early on. I blame the presence of men.

Only you can save it, Corp!


You might be right... *preens*... but I don't think y'all really deserve it.

Come on, let it rip Corp, tell us what women really want!
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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:44 pm    Post subject: Re: For The Ladies Reply with quote

Smurfette wrote:
otis wrote:
I saw my sister on Thanksgiving. And she was talking about this actor named Vin Diesel. She thinks the guy is a sexy beast.

How do you chicks rate guys since we all pretty much look the same?


It's not so much his looks, although he's not hurting in that category, it's his voice.......


Right on the money. It's his attitude, too- I like his confidence. He's confident without being arrogant. Pitt seems arrogant to me- his smile is like a smirk, IMO. I dislike arrogance, in anyone. Diesel is just----powerful. Diesel could throw Pitt down in a second Wink
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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...

PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:54 pm    Post subject: Re: For The Ladies Reply with quote

otis wrote:
I saw my sister on Thanksgiving. And she was talking about this actor named Vin Diesel. She thinks the guy is a sexy beast.

To me, he looks like a bald fat guy.

In fact, all guys look the same to me.

So what do you chicks find attractive? See, I think I look a lot like Brad Pitt. I'm hairy. So is Brad. I don't bathe that often. Neither does Brad. I've got one hanging. So does Brad.

How do you chicks rate guys since we all pretty much look the same?


My ideal man comes from the former Soviet Republic....

Smiles like this...


and dresses like this...


Do you look like him Otis? Do say yes! <Big_Bird swoons....>
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaganath69 wrote:
otis wrote:
flotsam wrote:
Oh, Otis.


You live here, don't you, Flotsam?

I've never been to this site a single time without seeing you post.

Why don't you leave your apartment this instant. Then go to Donkey Chicken. After that, try to find a date.

C'mon, we're all supporting you, you sexy beast.

Get out the house.


Donkey chicken, duuuuuude, that's like soooooo 2003. BTW, you should get that harlot in your avatar to kit up for that bunch of ****** you and her support. Would suit as they are a class bunch of *****.

Mod Edit: Edited for language.


I can't stay mad at you, darling.

Sometimes when I see you outside washing the car, my heart does pin-wheels.

You will always be my sexy-beast!

Grrrrrr!
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sillywilly



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Canada.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vin does have a sexy voice. he's also a gamer! Big points there. Also he's Riddick!

Looks are important in a man. Also, intelligence and creativity. He has to teach me something new everyday. He has to have a bit of a self-depricating sense of humour too. So many men are braggarts these days.
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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:45 pm    Post subject: Re: For The Ladies Reply with quote

Big_Bird wrote:
otis wrote:
I saw my sister on Thanksgiving. And she was talking about this actor named Vin Diesel. She thinks the guy is a sexy beast.

To me, he looks like a bald fat guy.

In fact, all guys look the same to me.

So what do you chicks find attractive? See, I think I look a lot like Brad Pitt. I'm hairy. So is Brad. I don't bathe that often. Neither does Brad. I've got one hanging. So does Brad.

How do you chicks rate guys since we all pretty much look the same?


My ideal man comes from the former Soviet Republic....

Smiles like this...


and dresses like this...


Do you look like him Otis? Do say yes! <Big_Bird swoons....>


Ack- my eyes are burning!
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i_teach_esl



Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan

PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:35 am    Post subject: Re: For The Ladies Reply with quote

Smurfette wrote:
It's not so much his looks... it's his voice.......
tru dat.
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thepeel



Joined: 08 Aug 2004

PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sillywilly wrote:
Vin does have a sexy voice. he's also a gamer! Big points there. Also he's Riddick!


He is also gay
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Corporal



Joined: 25 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Satori wrote:
[ tell us what women really want!


Shayne Ward singing "No Promises". *swoon*
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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...

PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get ready for ideal man number 2!!









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Put on your sunglasses girls!









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