Korean Job Discussion Forums

prince of hockey · Joined: 03 May 2006 Location: busan, south korea

Does anyone have a good joke for Level 2 middle school students to start off a unit on Riddles? Very Happy

Bibbitybop · Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I kicked it.

They love that one.

crazylemongirl · Joined: 23 Mar 2003 Location: almost there...

how many letters in 'the alphabet'

answer 11 > t, h, e, a, l, p, h, a, b, e, t.

Where is there always money?
Answer > the dictionary

what is red and green and goes around and around
Answer > a frog in a blender

A cowboy rode into a hotel on monday. He slept two nights and left ON SUNDAY. How is that possible?

Answer> the horse's name is Sunday

frankly speaking · Joined: 23 Oct 2005

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ( Cool

ate 9.

swetepete · Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Location: a limp little burg

A hunter has just shot his friend accidentally. He calls 911 and says "help! I just shot my friend, I killed him!"
The operator says "stay calm. Are you sure he's dead?"
The hunter says "hang on." There is a silence followed by a loud bang. Then the hunter picks up the phone again and says "ok. Now what?"

VirginIslander · Joined: 24 May 2006 Location: Busan

Konglish jokes

Ask them where China and India are located. Then, ask where Nepal is, say "no it is not in Asia" and finally point to your arm.

Tell them you have a Chinese friend named Chin who cant speak
English too well. On the first day of class, the teacher says "who
are you?" He responds "Me Chin."

The latter is an original

Scaggs · Joined: 19 Sep 2006

What do you call a boat shaking at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck

PimpofKorea · Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:24 pm Post subject:

When you're back is against the wall....and you have no more ammo...you always have one tried and true white guy secret weapon at your disposal.....and that my friends is the word CRAZY. That will always get you out of a jam....use it wisely young one....use it wisely.

Hotpants · Joined: 27 Jan 2006

This site is good for puzzles - includes lateral thinking puzzles:
http://www.brainbashers.com/

mnhnhyouh · Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Location: The Middle Kingdom

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30

(tooth-hurty)

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Thunndarr · Joined: 30 Sep 2003

SPINOZA · Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Location: $eoul

A policeman strolling in the park one day was astonished to see a man walking towards him with a fully-grown African lion on a lead.

'Hey!' said the policeman, 'you can't walk around with a lion like that. Take him to the Zoo!'

'Oh, all right, officer', said the lion owner, and away he went.

But the next day the policeman was again confronted with the man and his fully-grown African lion walking along the street.

'Hey, you!' yelled the policeman, 'I thought I told you yesterday to take that lion to the Zoo?'

'I did,' came the reply, 'and today I'm taking him to the movies.

Bondrock · Joined: 08 Oct 2006 Location: ^_^

Why is Korean Toilet paper so large?
Because it is Hu-ji. (pronounced Hugh-Gee)

When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating watermelon.

kermo · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:49 pm Post subject:

I love the "7 ate 9" joke.

Here's a joke that my students always dig.
Q. What drinks blood and says "Quack quack"?
A. Duckula!

I make 'em wait for the answer, taking suggestions, and then I draw a very silly fanged duck with a scary cape before giving them the answer.

ilovebdt · Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Location: Nr Seoul

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper! Ta da ! Very Happy

ilovebdt