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dmbfan
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...not realizing he was the very person she would be going out with, she declines his offer and proceeds to shout obsenities at him. This infuriates Mr Kim and he yells at her threatening to...
...send her a lifetime supply of kimchi. However, she counters his threat by............ |
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ED209
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...send her a lifetime supply of kimchi. However, she counters his threat by............ |
...sending him a picture of herself drapped in the Japanese flag with two world war II japanese imperial soldiers urinating over Dokdo. With this Mr Kim decides to... |
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migooknom
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:18 am Post subject: |
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...hang up the phone and vows to kill that rotten beetch.
Meanwhile back in Afghanistan... |
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dmbfan
Joined: 09 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:57 am Post subject: |
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| .....the E.S.L. industry has been rather slow. |
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tiger fancini
Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:00 am Post subject: |
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| But never fear! Our heroine has a cunning plan. She knows that all she needs is... |
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aldershot
Joined: 17 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:40 am Post subject: |
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| ED209 wrote: |
| dmbfan wrote: |
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...send her a lifetime supply of kimchi. However, she counters his threat by............ |
...sending him a picture of herself drapped in the Japanese flag with two world war II japanese imperial soldiers urinating over Dokdo. With this Mr Kim decides to... |
**pause in the story, perhaps a bathroom break**
that's funny as hell, dmbfan.
**continue** |
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kimchi_pizza
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:20 am Post subject: |
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| all she needs is a booklet of stickers and a box of choco pies to boost the ESL industry which are buried in her backpack with 3 days worth of clothes, a prestine diploma and a crumbled up resume. Though dishearted by Mr. Kim and sitting in Burger King she peers with determination in her laptop looking for a job in Dave's ESL Cafe when she is shocked to see.... |
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aldershot
Joined: 17 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:45 am Post subject: |
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| ...that Alyssa's boyfriend is back in town. it's been nearly two years since their last encounter. that hunk of a man was a damned good dancer, she remembered fondly, remembering him dangling his mistle toe in the middle of stompers' dance floor as christmas eve was coming to a close. they had spent that night together. discovering that he was back in town, she... |
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bejarano-korea
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:56 am Post subject: |
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.. decided that it was better to remember the good times, the way he danced the tango with the rhythm of Astor Piazolla
ringing in their ears. With her body in his grasp as he made fluid but strong movements, she was mesmirized by his control and mastery of the soulful Argentinian dance that he learned in the milongas of Buenos Airs She knew it could never be that good between them ever again... |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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| This infuriates Mr Kim and he yells at her threatening to... |
...well, she doesn't know what he threatened to do because just then her cell phone died. She shrugged and decided to go back outside and go window shopping. As she pushed her way through the doors she was really happy to see... |
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Her dog, whose name was Sampson. He ran up to her, licking her face, kissing her neck and fondling her soft, supple... |
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kimchi_pizza
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
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choco pies!(  ) And with leash in hand(hand in hand?) they finally leave Burger King when she is rudely bumbed into by.... |
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Bondrock
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:05 am Post subject: |
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| watermelon man, that zany street performer who once... |
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munji
Joined: 08 Sep 2006
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| Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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| watermelon man, that zany street performer who once... |
had thick, black seeds all over. He had read about the advances in gene manipulation and beauty makeover in the "Current Events" forum at ESL Cafe, and heard about this clinic from the Chilli girl that he used to ... |
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amberflannery
Joined: 25 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:43 pm Post subject: re: |
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| had thick, black seeds all over. He had read about the advances in gene manipulation and beauty makeover in the "Current Events" forum at ESL Cafe, and heard about this clinic from the Chilli girl that he used to ... |
know as, and this came as quite a shock, his brother jong who he thought was dead, dying from being run over by a reindeer 2 christmas eves ago  |
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