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[CabbageTownRoyals]

I must have that look about me..

Where I live there are loads of churches. The inconspicuous type that are basically just an old apartment building with a cross on top, about 5 in my immediate neighbourhood. In the last month, I must have been stopped about 10 times by Christians trying to recruit me PLUS people knocking on my door.

I even had to run away when I saw a group of young women spot me, and heard highheels coming my way. THEN, the clanking high heels got faster~ they were running down the street after me!!!!!!!! Even when I tell them I'm not interested they like to stand there and look stupid.

Anyway, at least I get to play around with my replies - Buddhist, agnostic, Satan worshiper, atheist. Confusion is fun too. The best was answering in Chinese when a Jehova Witness guy knocked on my door~ kkkkk Another asked me if I "liked" God and I told him that I did in fact like spam. The last ones I just said, "Oh, lovely to see you, now please go away"

what do you do?

[blaseblasphemener]

show up to the door naked.

[krats1976]

[CabbageTownRoyals]

[hogwonguy1979]

simply slam the door in their face

[TeddySalad]

I dont' get that much anymore, but a month ago some lady ran me down on the street near my apt. and told me to go to her church up there 'Jesus, bla bla blah'. So I did what works best: I said "Sa-tan Sa-tan" in the way Koreans do and that stopped her in her tracks. I hate people/brainwashed idiots like her trying to tell me the right way to think, as if those broad-minded fold havve got things all figure out.

Try it sometime, it gets an even better reaction than calling kids "Puh-han saram" when they say "mi-guk" in public. Although I must give Korea credit where credit's due: I hear them saying 'mi-guk' a lot less and 'way-guk' a lot more. Ah, the payoffs of hosting the world cup....