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billybrobby · Joined: 09 Dec 2004

But seriously, all this hilario misogyny aside, I think she'll impress the other astronauts...

...by spacewalking through the icy blackness of outer space in a miniskirt and tights.

DRAMA OVERKILL · Joined: 12 Apr 2005

* She'll annoy the entire crew by constantly making outrageous statements such as "when Koreans landed on the moon in 1954...", and "since the International Spacestation is entirely funded by the Samsung Corporation..."

* She'll annoy the entire crew by constantly pointing out that they look like Tom Hanks, Mr. Bean, and Russel Crowe but with a bigger nose.

* The shuttle lavatory will stink and be littered with dirty ass-wipe because she'll insist to the rest of the crew that you shouldn't flush tissue down the toilet.

* The mission will be cancelled after she hits her head and goes unconscious at take-off upon her insistence that she just sit on the floor "until we get there."

Hanson · Joined: 20 Oct 2004

The other astronauts will be forced to learn survival Korean utterances, like "Oh, mo-mo-mo...", "Waaaaaahhh...", "Ya!", and "Aigo!"

ED209 · Joined: 17 Oct 2006

The other astronauts may get confused between her face and the moon.

The Hammer · Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:51 pm Post subject:

In Space

Cosmonaut Sergei: This green tea is good.
Yi-So Yeun: Anything else?
Cosmonaut Sergei: No, now go float in the corner like you're supposed to in Korea.

mistermasan · Joined: 20 Sep 2007 Location: 10+ yrs on Dave's ESL cafe

is she in for a surprise. once she gets up there they'll take away her passport and she'll be the first sex slave in space.

JMO · Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu

Does she still have to be home by 11?

Swiss James · Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai

"Oh it's so beautiful up here, look how much closer Dokdo is to Korea!"

Khunopie · Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:51 pm Post subject:

She'll be the first K gurl to join the "Zero Gravity Club" and will earn the nickname "Astroslut"

Hanson · Joined: 20 Oct 2004

mistermasan · Joined: 20 Sep 2007 Location: 10+ yrs on Dave's ESL cafe

but she won't be able to talk to the others because they weren't properly introduced at a booking club.

JustJohn · Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Location: Your computer screen

The guy astronaut totally got the s h a f t on this. Kicked out for being too enthusiastic about the mission? Holy crap. He'll probably be committing suicide in the next few days.

Bingo · Joined: 22 Jun 2006

Some funny posts here. Keep 'em coming. Very Happy

philipjames · Joined: 03 Feb 2003

It's so typical for a Korean to be caught breaking the rules. He probably ran twenty red lights on his way to the space pad each day. And, if he had gone up into space as planned, can you imagine all the phlem floating around the cabin. Imagine the astro-ajoshi trying to hork on the ground fifty times a day and that stuff just floating there. Shocked

It would be like swimming though a sea of jellyfish every time you moved about the cabin. Very Happy

The worst thing the agashi-naut will do is constantly whine when she's not allowed to drive. "But oooppaaah....."

I personally like the quip above about her coming back with two hundred pictures of herself in her space suit and none of the earth or stars.