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kimchi story

Joined: 23 Nov 2006
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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| SuperFly wrote: |
| kimchi story wrote: |
| Well we're only humping your leg coz we love ya man. |
I don't know whether to laugh or cry man. |
fair 'nuff - I busted a gut when you dropped that leg humping line.
I'm over it now - back to the Gord Downie lines... |
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twg

Joined: 02 Nov 2006 Location: Getting some fresh air...
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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| kimchi story wrote: |
| I agree that something smells like the sock drawer around here... |
You've only sniffed it just now? |
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PimpofKorea

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Location: Dealing in high quality imported English
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:00 am Post subject: |
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| Goddamn....go away for a day and I got a freakin' thread about me.....what the christ is this world coming to. |
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PimpofKorea

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Location: Dealing in high quality imported English
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:03 am Post subject: |
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| billybrobby wrote: |
| seven years? since when? i thought he showed up a few months ago. i liked him in the beginning but now he's getting a bit sad. |
I'm sorry that I suck now guy... To get you to come around to being on speaking terms with me again...I'll create an online newspaper that pokes fun at all things Korean too...that should get us in bed again...I'll call it "The BallBag" |
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PimpofKorea

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Location: Dealing in high quality imported English
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:09 am Post subject: |
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| stevemcgarrett wrote: |
Not sure whether he's been posting for 7 years. Just assumed that, so a bit reckless on part.
So what's your favorite quote? (You might need to contextualize it)
blynch:
Don't be such a grinch: lighten up. The tragic liberal mindset is so off-putting. "Nobody knows the troubles I've seen...nobody seems to care." |
Ahhh...steve...Don't worry about my little buddy there BLynch. He's been upset lately because he came to grips knowing that for all his intellectual feats that he showcases on Dave's...he's only making 1.9 a month. I'd probably off myself in that situation..he's a bigger man than I. |
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blynch

Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Location: UCLA
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:28 am Post subject: |
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| rockstarsmooth wrote: |
i think stevemcgarrett is pimpofkorea.
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It is noT (gimme a break) surprising that stevemcgarrett is PimpOfKorea. No doubt about it... |
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R-Seoul

Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Location: your place
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:13 am Post subject: |
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A lot of them are good but this one's special.
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| Damn...why'd she have to go and kill herself...I never got a chance to bash that.... Why can't the old guy down the street outside family mart smoking his thin-homo cigarrettes go and off himself????? |
And, bring back the old avatar Pimp! |
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Paji eh Wong

Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:24 am Post subject: |
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I knew you were too dumb to be real, McGarret.
Thanks for outing yourself. |
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Roch
Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:39 am Post subject: |
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| R-Seoul wrote: |
A lot of them are good but this one's special.
| PimpofKorea wrote: |
| Damn...why'd she have to go and kill herself...I never got a chance to bash that.... Why can't the old guy down the street outside family mart smoking his thin-homo cigarrettes go and off himself????? |
And, bring back the old avatar Pimp! |
Hey, I smoke Esse Classic. Lots of Canadian guys in Korea smoke them, too. And we're all odder than a three dolluh bill.
His enemies are legion; his friends superflous. He's the master, the inspiration for a generation, the legendary Pimp of Korea.
By the way, Pimp ate a roast beef sandwich with my name on it that he brought back from Beantown. The thing was a week old or more.
Ain't that right, PoK?
Blynch and Pimp in a closed cage match. Large money on Pimp to wreck Blynch. |
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PimpofKorea

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Location: Dealing in high quality imported English
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:56 am Post subject: |
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Yeah Roch.,..and that roast beef was damn sweet too. But I thought of you while I threw that bad larry down my gaping maw.
Me and Blynch in a closed cage match....I know Blynch is licking his chops thinking about rolling around with me in a small closed space...sorry lynchy boy...that's what your Dad is for. |
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stevemcgarrett

Joined: 24 Mar 2006
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:09 am Post subject: |
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It is noT (gimme a break) surprising that stevemcgarrett is PimpOfKorea. No doubt about it...
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Half of the weenies on this board think I'm PimpofKorea. The other half think I'm Gopher. Either way, I'll take it as a compliment.
But I can't be POK; he can sh-it nails. |
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PimpofKorea

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Location: Dealing in high quality imported English
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:46 am Post subject: |
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| stevemcgarrett wrote: |
Anyone:
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It is noT (gimme a break) surprising that stevemcgarrett is PimpOfKorea. No doubt about it...
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Half of the weenies on this board think I'm PimpofKorea. The other half think I'm Gopher. Either way, I'll take it as a compliment.
But I can't be POK; he can sh-it nails. |
I can...but it tears up my hemorrhoids something fierce....
That's allright...at least no one is accusing you of being Blynch.....that my friend...would be a travesty. |
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traxxe

Joined: 21 Feb 2007
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:56 am Post subject: |
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Me and Blynch in a closed cage match....I know Blynch is licking his chops thinking about rolling around with me in a small closed space...sorry lynchy boy...that's what your Dad is for.
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We had a homosexual man sign up one time for grappling classes. No one would grapple with him except for this one guy who had no idea he was gay. He was always paired up with him... the snickers when they went "north/south" were amazing. This went on for a few months until one day the man he paired off with found out he was gay.
We never saw him again after that. I guess he couldn't deal with it or something. Everyone was in tears busting a gut when he said, "Man, you always give me bruises on my ass when we roll."
As far as I know the gay dude is pretty accomplished now and has become a good grappler. I know he won his first two amature fights.
It is an unfair world. I'll roll with women but never a gay man. |
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R-Seoul

Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Location: your place
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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Me and Blynch in a closed cage match....I know Blynch is licking his chops thinking about rolling around with me in a small closed space...sorry lynchy boy...that's what your Dad is for.
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We had a homosexual man sign up one time for grappling classes. No one would grapple with him except for this one guy who had no idea he was gay. He was always paired up with him... the snickers when they went "north/south" were amazing. This went on for a few months until one day the man he paired off with found out he was gay.
We never saw him again after that. I guess he couldn't deal with it or something. Everyone was in tears busting a gut when he said, "Man, you always give me bruises on my ass when we roll."
As far as I know the gay dude is pretty accomplished now and has become a good grappler. I know he won his first two amature fights.
It is an unfair world. I'll roll with women but never a gay man. |
Why? Scared you'll end up gay yourself  |
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traxxe

Joined: 21 Feb 2007
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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Eh, no. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality. When fighting/grappling though you get erections from time to time. Etc. As much as I am open-minded I admit there is a double standard here. I've been to gay bars with gay friends (really cheap fucking drinks) and had no problem with it. I support gay marriage. I advocate individual choices and lifestyle.
I just am not comfortable with it. My choice.
To each their own choices. |
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