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If you were to choose "your on-screen name"
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yawarakaijin



Joined: 08 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't know if I can go along with that pet/street name theory. Somehow WHISKERS POPLAR doesn't sound very erotic LOL.

Well maybe I could work in the Poplar somehow. Wink
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lastat06513



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since there are many new members...
What would be your porn name if you could be a



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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you dont' want a pornstar name, don't go into porn.
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Young FRANKenstein



Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)

PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Samantha wrote:
hmmm....if it's the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on then mine would be:

Kitty Dennis (I wasn't real creative at 3 Smile

Using this rule, I'd be Morris St. Augustine!

Anyway, I'd be a pr0n star in Japan, so I'd have to go with Tsunami Pisuton.
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Binch Lover



Joined: 25 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

venus wrote:
Apparently one rule of thumb is to choose the name of your first pet for the christian name and the name of the street you lived on for the surname.

Thus am I 'Ben TwelveAcres.'

Cool


Nah, it's your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name.

Say hello to "Rocky Porte".
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Hopelessly Human



Joined: 03 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

First pet and street:

Daniel Brinley

Sounds more like a regular actor's name.

"Tomorrow on the ABC Movie of the Week, DOS: The Bill Gates Story, starring Daniel Brinley as Bill Gates."


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mistermasan



Joined: 20 Sep 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this guy i knew in the navy had the greatest name of all time:
richard harding shellnut.

dick hard shall nut.

it simply cannot be topped.
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello, I'm Pooch Walnut.

I just don't think that would work on the marquee.
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Leonidas



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Spartan - King size Cock
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Are they the lemmings



Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Location: Not here anymore. JongnoGuru was the only thing that kept me here.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

venus wrote:
Apparently one rule of thumb is to choose the name of your first pet for the christian name and the name of the street you lived on for the surname.

In that case, I would be Mignon Staincross. Not the best porn name in the world... I believe Mignon means "little one". Embarassed

How about Lance Thrust?
Or, for the ladies, Kate Forney?
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are they the lemmings wrote:

In that case, I would be Mignon Staincross. Not the best porn name in the world... I believe Mignon means "little one". Embarassed


"Mignon" means cute/adorable.
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ultra



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fave Spermling
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Samantha



Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Binch Lover wrote:
venus wrote:
Apparently one rule of thumb is to choose the name of your first pet for the christian name and the name of the street you lived on for the surname.

Thus am I 'Ben TwelveAcres.'

Cool


Nah, it's your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name.

Say hello to "Rocky Porte".


Well if it's that then mine would be Kitty Hahn...makes me think of former Rev. Jim Bakker and his indescretion with Jessica Hahn, I guess that might be good then Confused

Or Lily Hahn if we take one of the first pets we had in the house, Kitty was just the first one I named.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dick Trickle
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Craven Moorehead



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Warren Piece
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