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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rather_Dashing wrote:
Wisco Kid wrote:
question: Name an imaginary creature

answer: God


Wisco, please, keep your disrespect of theism off these forums. That was really an unnecessary comment. There are plenty of websites where you can discuss the issue; this is neither the time, nor the place. Thank you.


Was this actually a random shot at believers, or a quote from a student? I assumed the latter.

This is not "the funniest" thing I've ever heard from a student, just something that made me smack my forehead today:

Me: Good morning! How are you?
Most of the class: Fine, thank you.
Slightly-out-of-touch kid: TWELVE!
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Rather_Dashing



Joined: 07 Sep 2004

PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh if it was a quote from a student, then I retract my statement. As it would therefore be relevant. Pwnt.
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ten year old answer: "New York and Island"

Question: Name 2 countries in Europe.
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Wisco Kid



Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Location: Changwon

PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the kid said it. I was suprized since all the examples I was giving were unicorn, sphinx, orc, etc...

Although I agree with the kid, I made a point of telling the class that it was this boy's opinion that God was imaginary, and that others would disagree.
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Buff



Joined: 07 Apr 2004

PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When writing a paper that introduces the students' families, one of my students wrote:

My father work all the time. He wears a suit. My mother is mistress. She oh very nice.
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OiGirl



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: Hoke-y-gun

PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still keep getting a lot of "I ride my dik" stories, but I have run out of "Keep it Up!" stickers. Crying or Very sad (It's not a swear dodge, it's an inability to spell "bike.")

A new one today: "We go to the borg." (Still learning about vocied and voiceless stops. And vowels.)
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Manner of Speaking



Joined: 09 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rather_Dashing wrote:
Wisco Kid wrote:
question: Name an imaginary creature

answer: God


Wisco, please, keep your disrespect of theism off these forums. That was really an unnecessary comment. There are plenty of websites where you can discuss the issue; this is neither the time, nor the place. Thank you.

Perhaps in Korean, the word "imaginary" has connotations of "abstract", or "not visible". I honestly don't know, but it's possible that when the kid read the question, he interpreted its meaning differently than from how native speakers normally use the word "imaginary".
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Grotto



Joined: 21 Mar 2004

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

perhaps the kid hit it right on the head!

Imaginary, not real, does not exist in reality.

right up there with Santa, the Easter bunny, vampires, werewolves, and god.
Perhaps Rather dashing should keep his religious fervor off the board!
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oneiros



Joined: 19 Aug 2003
Location: Villa Straylight

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grotto wrote:
perhaps the kid hit it right on the head!

Imaginary, not real, does not exist in reality.

right up there with Santa, the Easter bunny, vampires, werewolves, and god.
Perhaps Rather dashing should keep his religious fervor off the board!


I, for one, am not going to stand for these lies.



Vampires do exist. Evil or Very Mad
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Grotto



Joined: 21 Mar 2004

PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

vampire bats yes..i do apoligise Wink
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oneiros



Joined: 19 Aug 2003
Location: Villa Straylight

PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grotto wrote:
vampire bats yes..i do apoligise Wink


No..just plain vampires.

Sheesh...next you'll be trying to tell me that the great god Cthulhu isn't going to rise from the deep and devour us all. Shocked
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