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some waygug-in
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 5:14 am Post subject: |
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Cool!!!!!!!!!!
see my previous post for recent additions.
I feel a book comming on.  |
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wild sphere

Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Location: i might as well be on mars 'cause that's how far away i feel from you.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 5:22 am Post subject: |
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| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
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wow, the way you paint the place is really spooking the crap out of me, brother!
i think i'll pass and just hang on to my cushy job here at the andong-shi ding dang dung hogwan. my boss has promised to make me assistant head foreigner teacher after i'm awarded my Ph.D in Education this summer. it just doesn't get any better than this, brother! i could get you in if you're looking, bro, but you got to know what the hell you're doing in a classroom and not just teach stupid noises and ramble on about your lack of nookie like a drunken sailor on a weekend pass.
pm me only if you're interested and qualify for the job.  |
OK, sorry for being serious and not seeing that you were only taking the piss. |
oh, now you're sucking up to me because you want in at my hogwan, bum_suck!
sorry, you're NOT qualified and you whine too much about a hogwan-hell situation you got yourself into, sissy-boy.  |
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some waygug-in
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 5:25 am Post subject: |
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| wild sphere wrote: |
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| jajdude wrote: |
| ...Many people come here with a degree of any kind whatsoever... |
why? they are not qualified to teach English. why don't they get a job in the field they are qualified?
i'm qualified to teach English and i don't want a job as a biologist, computer programmer, psychologist or whatever. i'm not qualified for those jobs and wouldn't have a clue how to do them.  |
Would you be looking for a job then? My hagwan's hiring at the end of this month as I am finished my contract. |
how much does it pay? |
That would be the 2.0 mil question. The answer, on the other hand, would be closer to whatever you can beg, squeeze, pry .... and then finally extort from the penny-pinching, tightfisted claws of the Wonjong nim.
Seriously,
I wouldn't recommend this place to my worst enemy, but then again if you really want to torture yourself, have at it. It's all yourn.
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do i need references? |
You can have mine. I'll tell him you are God's gift to the ESL teaching world and the best English teacher Korea has ever seen, if that's what you want.
All he wants is someone who is legal to teach in Korea, that means you have at least a BA, which I think you said you had long ago, along with all of your other fantastic qualifications.
If you are really serious about the job, pm me for details. |
wow, the way you paint the place is really spooking the crap out of me, brother!
i think i'll pass and just hang on to my cushy job here at the andong-shi ding dang dung hogwan. my boss has promised to make me assistant head foreigner teacher after i'm awarded my Ph.D in Education this summer. it just doesn't get any better than this, brother! i could get you in if you're looking, bro, but you got to know what the hell you're doing in a classroom and not just teach stupid noises and ramble on about your lack of nookie like a drunken sailor on a weekend pass.
pm me only if you're interested and qualify for the job.  |
dang! theere gowz me chanse at a khushy haggie position.  |
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Yu_Bum_suk

Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 5:30 am Post subject: |
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| wild sphere wrote: |
| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
| wild sphere wrote: |
wow, the way you paint the place is really spooking the crap out of me, brother!
i think i'll pass and just hang on to my cushy job here at the andong-shi ding dang dung hogwan. my boss has promised to make me assistant head foreigner teacher after i'm awarded my Ph.D in Education this summer. it just doesn't get any better than this, brother! i could get you in if you're looking, bro, but you got to know what the hell you're doing in a classroom and not just teach stupid noises and ramble on about your lack of nookie like a drunken sailor on a weekend pass.
pm me only if you're interested and qualify for the job.  |
OK, sorry for being serious and not seeing that you were only taking the piss. |
oh, now you're sucking up to me because you want in at my hogwan, bum_suck!
sorry, you're NOT qualified and you whine too much about a hogwan-hell situation you got yourself into, sissy-boy.  |
Dude, you do a good job taking the piss, but if you think you'll also have me believe that you're a soon-to-be PhD in education eagerly awaiting a job as an 'assistant head foreign teacher' at a DDD, sorry, but I'm not interested in that lakefront property. |
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wild sphere

Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Location: i might as well be on mars 'cause that's how far away i feel from you.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 5:48 am Post subject: |
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| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
| wild sphere wrote: |
| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
| wild sphere wrote: |
wow, the way you paint the place is really spooking the crap out of me, brother!
i think i'll pass and just hang on to my cushy job here at the andong-shi ding dang dung hogwan. my boss has promised to make me assistant head foreigner teacher after i'm awarded my Ph.D in Education this summer. it just doesn't get any better than this, brother! i could get you in if you're looking, bro, but you got to know what the hell you're doing in a classroom and not just teach stupid noises and ramble on about your lack of nookie like a drunken sailor on a weekend pass.
pm me only if you're interested and qualify for the job.  |
OK, sorry for being serious and not seeing that you were only taking the piss. |
oh, now you're sucking up to me because you want in at my hogwan, bum_suck!
sorry, you're NOT qualified and you whine too much about a hogwan-hell situation you got yourself into, sissy-boy.  |
Dude, you do a good job taking the piss, but if you think you'll also have me believe that you're a soon-to-be PhD in education eagerly awaiting a job as an 'assistant head foreign teacher' at a DDD, sorry, but I'm not interested in that lakefront property. |
well! i never! this is an outrage! how dare you insinuate that I'M the LIAR! i've nearly spilt all my hard-to-find-in-Korea dr. pepper all over my keyboard!
GODDAM IT! YOU REALLY SUCK, you_bum_suk!-->  |
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mithridates

Joined: 03 Mar 2003 Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:30 am Post subject: |
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| wild sphere, did you ever read the Darksword trilogy? |
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wild sphere

Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Location: i might as well be on mars 'cause that's how far away i feel from you.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:56 am Post subject: |
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| mithridates wrote: |
| wild sphere, did you ever read the Darksword trilogy? |
well, i started to when in my graduating year of highschool. after the first book, dragonlance tales...stories or something, i quickly realized that it was highschool level readings and lost interest. i used to play dungeons and dragons when i was much younger until i discovered nookie.
anyhoot, what's your point? have you ever read lawrence durell's alexandria quartet? you know, everytime i log on to your website, the protagonist in Clea pops into my head for some bizarre reason. any ideas why?  |
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some waygug-in
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:07 am Post subject: |
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In case you missed it: a repost. I'll give the boss these glowing recommendations, if you'll only deign to ask.
You can have mine. I'll tell him you are God's gift to the ESL teaching world and the best English teacher Korea has ever seen, if that's what you want. Hell, I'll even tell him you are a real hit with the ladies and will attract more students to this place than a sh**pile attracts flies. That ought to make his eyes bug out even more than normal. I'll tell him you are willing to walk the streets handing out business cards and pamphlets to draw more students, if that's what you want. You're willing to design, print and distribute school ads on your own time and at your own expense, just because you care.
I'll tell him you're an expert with the business crowd too, you've handled all the mergers and acquistions of several major corperations.
But that was before you decided that EFL was the newest up and coming
big thing, and that Korea and hagwans are where it's at. That was before you decided you wanted in now, on the ground floor, before this hagwan thing goes global.
I'll tell him you are the most righteous dude that has walked the face of the earth since the days of Jesus Christ, and that you would only bring God given blessings upon him and his "school" if he were to hire you.
You'd probably even be willing to wave your first month's...... or hell....
your first years salary! You're such a commited believer in the astronomical growth potential of the hagwan world that you're willing to put your arse on the line and work one whole year .....free ... just to proove it!
All he wants is someone who is legal to teach in Korea, that means you have at least a BA, which I think you said you had long ago, along with all of your other fantastic qualifications.
But I'll tell him you've got degrees coming out of both your "yin" and "yang" and you'll be the mostest overestiest qualifiedistest real teacher to ever grace the shores of the land of morning calm.
We mere mortals can only marvel at your multi-faceted achievments.
If you are really serious about the job, pm me for details.
And for good measure I'll tell him that you are majorly opposed to Japan's recent claims to Dok-do and that you are in the process of devising a plan to shame those evil, imperialistic, heathen swine into admitting their guilt, and when you are done with them the Japanese shall bow at the feet of Koreans in all public places, just to show how wrong they were.
Do you think it'll work? |
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wild sphere

Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Location: i might as well be on mars 'cause that's how far away i feel from you.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:22 am Post subject: |
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| some waygug-in wrote: |
In case you missed it: a repost. I'll give the boss these glowing recommendations, if you'll only deign to ask.
You can have mine. I'll tell him you are God's gift to the ESL teaching world and the best English teacher Korea has ever seen, if that's what you want. Hell, I'll even tell him you are a real hit with the ladies and will attract more students to this place than a sh**pile attracts flies. That ought to make his eyes bug out even more than normal. I'll tell him you are willing to walk the streets handing out business cards and pamphlets to draw more students, if that's what you want. You're willing to design, print and distribute school ads on your own time and at your own expense, just because you care.
I'll tell him you're an expert with the business crowd too, you've handled all the mergers and acquistions of several major corperations.
But that was before you decided that EFL was the newest up and coming
big thing, and that Korea and hagwans are where it's at. That was before you decided you wanted in now, on the ground floor, before this hagwan thing goes global.
I'll tell him you are the most righteous dude that has walked the face of the earth since the days of Jesus Christ, and that you would only bring God given blessings upon him and his "school" if he were to hire you.
You'd probably even be willing to wave your first month's...... or hell....
your first years salary! You're such a commited believer in the astronomical growth potential of the hagwan world that you're willing to put your arse on the line and work one whole year .....free ... just to proove it!
All he wants is someone who is legal to teach in Korea, that means you have at least a BA, which I think you said you had long ago, along with all of your other fantastic qualifications.
But I'll tell him you've got degrees coming out of both your "yin" and "yang" and you'll be the mostest overestiest qualifiedistest real teacher to ever grace the shores of the land of morning calm.
We mere mortals can only marvel at your multi-faceted achievments.
If you are really serious about the job, pm me for details.
And for good measure I'll tell him that you are majorly opposed to Japan's recent claims to Dok-do and that you are in the process of devising a plan to shame those evil, imperialistic, heathen swine into admitting their guilt, and when you are done with them the Japanese shall bow at the feet of Koreans in all public places, just to show how wrong they were.
Do you think it'll work? |
how's the nookie there?  |
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mithridates

Joined: 03 Mar 2003 Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:54 am Post subject: |
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| wild sphere wrote: |
| mithridates wrote: |
| wild sphere, did you ever read the Darksword trilogy? |
well, i started to when in my graduating year of highschool. after the first book, dragonlance tales...stories or something, i quickly realized that it was highschool level readings and lost interest. i used to play dungeons and dragons when i was much younger until i discovered nookie.
anyhoot, what's your point? have you ever read lawrence durell's alexandria quartet? you know, everytime i log on to your website, the protagonist in Clea pops into my head for some bizarre reason. any ideas why?  |
Ah, you just reminded me of a character from those books for a second there. A bloke named Simkin.
-Durell Alexandria quartet? - nope.
-Website: you mean that Faith No More song that's playing on the front now? King for a Day. |
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wild sphere

Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Location: i might as well be on mars 'cause that's how far away i feel from you.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:12 am Post subject: |
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| mithridates wrote: |
| wild sphere wrote: |
| mithridates wrote: |
| wild sphere, did you ever read the Darksword trilogy? |
well, i started to when in my graduating year of highschool. after the first book, dragonlance tales...stories or something, i quickly realized that it was highschool level readings and lost interest. i used to play dungeons and dragons when i was much younger until i discovered nookie.
anyhoot, what's your point? have you ever read lawrence durell's alexandria quartet? you know, everytime i log on to your website, the protagonist in Clea pops into my head for some bizarre reason. any ideas why?  |
Ah, you just reminded me of a character from those books for a second there. A bloke named Simkin.
-Durell Alexandria quartet? - nope. |
well, get to it, brother! it's the best goddam read since hemingway.  |
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some waygug-in
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry, no nookie for you son. You're far too good a teacher to be thinking about things like that. After all, you are the righteous Dude of righteous Dudedness personfied. The new Pope has nothing on you man.
Youz just way too good fer dat.  |
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Yu_Bum_suk

Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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'i think i'll pass and just hang on to my cushy job here at the andong-shi ding dang dung hogwan. my boss has promised to make me assistant head foreigner teacher after i'm awarded my Ph.D in Education this summer. it just doesn't get any better than this, brother! '
And this almost made me spill my easy-to-find PC-bang coffee all over the keyboard this morning as the nerds around me were wondering what could be so funny about a grey and white screen. The sad part is that in six months I could probably post something similar and it would be true. |
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wild sphere

Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Location: i might as well be on mars 'cause that's how far away i feel from you.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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| some waygug-in wrote: |
Sorry, no nookie for you son. You're far too good a teacher to be thinking about things like that. After all, you are the righteous Dude of righteous Dudedness personfied. The new Pope has nothing on you man.
Youz just way too good fer dat.  |
ah c'mon, waygug-in. there must be something you hate about me?  |
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some waygug-in
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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Could it be that you always need to get in the last word?
or was that me?  |
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