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Jodami



Joined: 08 Feb 2013

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Korean language is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Shocked

I'd bet my last pair of underpants, that I make more cash per month, than 99.99% of the people on this board. Cool
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Stain



Joined: 08 Jan 2014

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jodami wrote:
Korean language is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Shocked

I'd bet my last pair of underpants, that I make more cash per month, than 99.99% of the people on this board. Cool


Do you also pay in cash?
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Steelrails



Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now now, Korean language is about as useful as a nice bottle of booze and a bag on your motorbike. Its good for having some fun.
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Chaparrastique



Joined: 01 Jan 2014

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does anyone know about the kidnap and murder of a foreigner by an ajoshi on a boat?

I remember hearing this story way back in about 2006. Apparently in the 90's (or possibly earlier) a Korean man kept one or two foreign tourists hostage on his boat and ended up killing one of them. Blamed them for the IMF or something.

Anybody else heard this one?
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alongway



Joined: 02 Jan 2012

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chaparrastique wrote:
Does anyone know about the kidnap and murder of a foreigner by an ajoshi on a boat?

I remember hearing this story way back in about 2006. Apparently in the 90's (or possibly earlier) a Korean man kept one or two foreign tourists hostage on his boat and ended up killing one of them. Blamed them for the IMF or something.

Anybody else heard this one?


The IMF crisis was in 1997 if something like that happened, it would be after that. It's also high profile enough to be have absolutely been in the international news. A simple google should reveal the truth about it.
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byrddogs



Joined: 19 Jun 2009
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

alongway wrote:
Chaparrastique wrote:
Does anyone know about the kidnap and murder of a foreigner by an ajoshi on a boat?

I remember hearing this story way back in about 2006. Apparently in the 90's (or possibly earlier) a Korean man kept one or two foreign tourists hostage on his boat and ended up killing one of them. Blamed them for the IMF or something.

Anybody else heard this one?


The IMF crisis was in 1997 if something like that happened, it would be after that. It's also high profile enough to be have absolutely been in the international news. A simple google should reveal the truth about it.


So, in other words, you haven't heard anything about it?
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chrisinkorea2011



Joined: 16 Jan 2011

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jodami wrote:
Korean language is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Shocked

I'd bet my last pair of underpants, that I make more cash per month, than 99.99% of the people on this board. Cool


Look just because you cant handle learning the language doesnt make it trash. As far as talking about money and the such, you sure like making the $h1t deep. Im going to have to get some pretty deep boots. Rolling Eyes
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young_clinton



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stain wrote:
Jodami wrote:
Korean language is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Shocked

I'd bet my last pair of underpants, that I make more cash per month, than 99.99% of the people on this board. Cool


Do you also pay in cash?


"Set transporter to Deep Space, set on scatter, Spock"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB5LloBL-n0

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Who's Your Daddy?



Joined: 30 May 2010
Location: Victoria, Canada.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jodami wrote:
Korean language is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Shocked

I'd bet my last pair of underpants, that I make more cash per month, than 99.99% of the people on this board. Cool


The language is useful for getting women.
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alongway



Joined: 02 Jan 2012

PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

byrddogs wrote:
alongway wrote:
Chaparrastique wrote:
Does anyone know about the kidnap and murder of a foreigner by an ajoshi on a boat?

I remember hearing this story way back in about 2006. Apparently in the 90's (or possibly earlier) a Korean man kept one or two foreign tourists hostage on his boat and ended up killing one of them. Blamed them for the IMF or something.

Anybody else heard this one?


The IMF crisis was in 1997 if something like that happened, it would be after that. It's also high profile enough to be have absolutely been in the international news. A simple google should reveal the truth about it.


So, in other words, you haven't heard anything about it?


Considering no keywords reveal anything except this thread remotely related to this, it's probably 100% certified BS.


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Jodami



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

chrisinkorea2011 wrote:
Look just because you cant handle learning the language doesnt make it trash. As far as talking about money and the such, you sure like making the $h1t deep. Im going to have to get some pretty deep boots. Rolling Eyes


Couldn't handle learning? LMAO. Chris, you're a gyopo right? Kinda bitter as well. Shocked

Who's Your Daddy? wrote:
The language is useful for getting women.


You need Korean language to get women. Man you need to SERIOUSLY up your game if that's what you need.

Man oh man, you hagwon slaves crack me up.
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cabeza



Joined: 29 Sep 2012

PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jodami wrote:
chrisinkorea2011 wrote:
Look just because you cant handle learning the language doesnt make it trash. As far as talking about money and the such, you sure like making the $h1t deep. Im going to have to get some pretty deep boots. Rolling Eyes


Couldn't handle learning? LMAO. Chris, you're a gyopo right? Kinda bitter as well. Shocked

Who's Your Daddy? wrote:
The language is useful for getting women.


You need Korean language to get women. Man you need to SERIOUSLY up your game if that's what you need.

Man oh man, you hagwon slaves crack me up.


I would have though that after your last character, IPayInCash, was burnt out and banned that on your next run you would want to try something a little different. Maybe watch a few Coen bros movies to get some inspiration on something truly unique.

Here are a few ideas:

-You are a recently retired aerobics instructor who has come to Korea "for some reason", you often find yourself having to throw down on Korean gangsters, US GIs, Neckbeard eslers and Korean hipsters.
With this character really put emphasis on your phyisical prowess. 6'4, ripped, mma cage fighter. However, to try and differentiate from the IPIC and Jodami charaters don't focus on how well you do with the ladies. That will be implied.

- You are a upper level executive who has been brought into Korea by one of the big Chaebols to lead some product development. You pull in 7 figures (before bonuses) and also write guest columns for GQ on satorial advice. (This one needs a bit more work, maybe talk to Kimchininja becuase it is quite close to his character). Though not a gyopo, you have managed to master the language and the finer points of Korean culture and etiquette.

These are just two ideas. I hope you like them! Looking foward to your next comeback
Very Happy
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radcon



Joined: 23 May 2011

PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 2:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chaparrastique wrote:
Does anyone know about the kidnap and murder of a foreigner by an ajoshi on a boat?

I remember hearing this story way back in about 2006. Apparently in the 90's (or possibly earlier) a Korean man kept one or two foreign tourists hostage on his boat and ended up killing one of them. Blamed them for the IMF or something.

Anybody else heard this one?


I totally heard about this. The Korean captain of the boat also had a hook for one of his hands.
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Stain



Joined: 08 Jan 2014

PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cabeza wrote:
Jodami wrote:
chrisinkorea2011 wrote:
Look just because you cant handle learning the language doesnt make it trash. As far as talking about money and the such, you sure like making the $h1t deep. Im going to have to get some pretty deep boots. Rolling Eyes


Couldn't handle learning? LMAO. Chris, you're a gyopo right? Kinda bitter as well. Shocked

Who's Your Daddy? wrote:
The language is useful for getting women.


You need Korean language to get women. Man you need to SERIOUSLY up your game if that's what you need.

Man oh man, you hagwon slaves crack me up.


I would have though that after your last character, IPayInCash, was burnt out and banned that on your next run you would want to try something a little different. Maybe watch a few Coen bros movies to get some inspiration on something truly unique.

Here are a few ideas:

-You are a recently retired aerobics instructor who has come to Korea "for some reason", you often find yourself having to throw down on Korean gangsters, US GIs, Neckbeard eslers and Korean hipsters.
With this character really put emphasis on your phyisical prowess. 6'4, ripped, mma cage fighter. However, to try and differentiate from the IPIC and Jodami charaters don't focus on how well you do with the ladies. That will be implied.

- You are a upper level executive who has been brought into Korea by one of the big Chaebols to lead some product development. You pull in 7 figures (before bonuses) and also write guest columns for GQ on satorial advice. (This one needs a bit more work, maybe talk to Kimchininja becuase it is quite close to his character). Though not a gyopo, you have managed to master the language and the finer points of Korean culture and etiquette.

These are just two ideas. I hope you like them! Looking foward to your next comeback
Very Happy


Good suggestions cabeza. However, ultimately these characters would digress back to the only character he wants to be: the one who tries to make people upset because that is the only goal really. As a recovering troll myself (I had a stint in rehab), I know this to be true. It was a bit like the movie The Exorcist. When the group discussed my various adopted personalities, the group leader and former elite troll stopped them. "There is only one," he said.
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World Traveler



Joined: 29 May 2009

PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Captain Corea wrote:
World Traveler wrote:
Learning Korean = a way to make more money.

is it, really?

I suppose it is "a" way, but I'm not at all convinced it's the way. I arrived here at the same time as 3 other buds. We all stayed here 10 years +

Out of all of us, I studied Korean the least. And as a result, am the least proficient.

But I know my bank account would stand up very well to theirs. Much better, in fact.

Not bragging, but it's simple math. They had to take 1-2 years off of major work to attend Uni classes. Not only did they lose that income, but also had to pay tuition. So in the end, they were behind me financially.

Now, there's other factors involved in learning a language - but just looking at purely money here in Korea... really don't think it's needed.

Interesting post, and I actually agree with you. Or at least you do make a good point I think. I searched online and found this:

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My impressions (based on my experience in the UK) are:

1. Few employers will pay a premium for candidates with language experience.
2. Roles requiring significant language expertise (e.g. multilingual secretarial work, technical translation) are generally not well payed.
3. There is an opportunity cost of several years required for someone to acquire a "useful" level of language ability, in general.
4. Despite there being the usual complaints of "skills shortages" for linguists, I see few jobs advertised in the UK where language skills are vital.

From this I conclude that, considering only the economic benefit, the time one spends in learning a language could be better spent elsewhere.

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There are plenty of jobs in fact I would say the majority that have no practical use of a second language. People should endeavour to pursue what they love and if that involves the learning of a second language than so be it. Best of luck in finding a job in that line of work. But I don't think it's a good idea to learn another language when the only aim is to make a financial gain. You have to a passion for it or else you won't succeed.

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in the 19th century, when there was no dominant language, the knowledge of several important language could have been very economically advantageous since so much translating was necessary. Even science, which now is almost exclusively dominated by English, needed translations to different language. Now, however, this is no longer the case. Most fields such as science, law, medicine, technology, engineering and so forth all communicate in English = This means that less translating and multilinguism is needed = as a result, learning a non-English foreign language for economical purposes is akin to learning an "outdated" skill for economical purposes such as how to use a type writer, how to do mental maths or how to memorise large amounts of information through mnemonics.

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The only language worth learning for 'economic' purposes these days is English.
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