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kentucker4

Joined: 03 Sep 2007 Location: Georgia
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 8:24 pm Post subject: church people |
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I thought they were pushy back home, but this place takes it to a whole new level. I can't even go jogging in the mornings in peace. I have had three ajumms stop me now when jogging to ask the typical crap questions...where are you from? 미국? Then they proceed to tell me where their church is located while I'm saying I'm sorry but I'm losing my sweat and such and such...but push push and proceed to not leave me alone until I say yes, I might be there on Sunday. Ruins my whole run. They are also everywhere on the subways here and hell everywhere in general for that matter. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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Next time you go jogging dress as a nun.
Alternatively wear an mp3 player and just ignore them, but I like the nun idea. |
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Lekker

Joined: 09 Feb 2008 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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carve an upside down crucifix into your forehead. |
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nobbyken

Joined: 07 Jun 2006 Location: Yongin ^^
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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I just learnt recently that the Korean church language for the phrase "to witness" is a little different from Western understanding.
All christians are called to be a witness for Christ, telling what he has done in their lives, etc.
The Koreans have a word they use in Korean, which really means to bring a person to church with you.
Maybe this would explain why they are so persistent in getting people to church.
The best way is to be lead to church by the holy spirit: God leading you to go.
Edit: perhaps after someone has effectively shared the love of God with you and led to a desire to know him in a personal way. |
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Dome Vans Guest
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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Just get stigmata in front of them and then run off. Leaving them disappointed that Jesus came back as an sweaty American. |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Location: Korea
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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Just whip it out. |
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Davew125
Joined: 11 Mar 2007
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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its normally the Jehovah's witnesses that bother me. If it is for you then tell them you've been defellowshipped, that is you were a witness but you've renouced your faith or had a blood transfusion or something.
They arent allowed to talk to you after that. |
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Tarkaan
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:19 pm Post subject: Re: church people |
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kentucker4 wrote: |
I thought they were pushy back home, but this place takes it to a whole new level. I can't even go jogging in the mornings in peace. I have had three ajumms stop me now when jogging to ask the typical crap questions...where are you from? 미국? Then they proceed to tell me where their church is located while I'm saying I'm sorry but I'm losing my sweat and such and such...but push push and proceed to not leave me alone until I say yes, I might be there on Sunday. Ruins my whole run. They are also everywhere on the subways here and hell everywhere in general for that matter. |
Do what I do. Tell them you're Jewish. |
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mikekim
Joined: 11 Aug 2006
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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Tell them you are from Afghanistan |
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bogey666

Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Location: Korea, the ass free zone
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:32 pm Post subject: Re: church people |
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kentucker4 wrote: |
I thought they were pushy back home, but this place takes it to a whole new level. I can't even go jogging in the mornings in peace. I have had three ajumms stop me now when jogging to ask the typical crap questions...where are you from? 미국? Then they proceed to tell me where their church is located while I'm saying I'm sorry but I'm losing my sweat and such and such...but push push and proceed to not leave me alone until I say yes, I might be there on Sunday. Ruins my whole run. They are also everywhere on the subways here and hell everywhere in general for that matter. |
if American evangelico-loons hadn't come over here and brainwashed some dumb people noone would have to deal with this crap.
the smartest thing Hugo Chavez ever did in Venezuela was to ban American missionaries. Seeing all those pimple faced blue panted and white shirted missionaries in Caracas was driving me nuts!
some kid waltzed into the teacher's room this morning and starts chatting me up out of the blue... almost making himself at home... sitting next to me!!!! I'm like.. WTF?
so it immediately becomes clear what the kid's angle is.. he's a "Christian". So I listed to him politely and am glad when the bell rings and he has to go.. had the bell not rung, my politeness levels would have started decreasing rapidly.. |
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merkurix
Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Location: Not far from the deep end.
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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OP next time you should ask them to keep up with you in your running if they expect you to keep up with them to their church. And sprint. Real fast. If they can match your sprinting finesse with their high heels and all, then you owe it to them by visiting their church once.
(Edited inappropriate content.)
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Young FRANKenstein

Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:41 pm Post subject: Re: church people |
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kentucker4 wrote: |
I thought they were pushy back home, but this place takes it to a whole new level. I can't even go jogging in the mornings in peace. I have had three ajumms stop me now when jogging to ask the typical crap questions...where are you from? 미국? Then they proceed to tell me where their church is located while I'm saying I'm sorry but I'm losing my sweat and such and such...but push push and proceed to not leave me alone until I say yes, I might be there on Sunday. Ruins my whole run. They are also everywhere on the subways here and hell everywhere in general for that matter. |
Seeing as you're already running, the ovious solution is a running clothesline. |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:49 pm Post subject: Re: church people |
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kentucker4 wrote: |
I thought they were pushy back home, but this place takes it to a whole new level. I can't even go jogging in the mornings in peace. I have had three ajumms stop me now when jogging to ask the typical crap questions...where are you from? 미국? Then they proceed to tell me where their church is located while I'm saying I'm sorry but I'm losing my sweat and such and such...but push push and proceed to not leave me alone until I say yes, I might be there on Sunday. Ruins my whole run. They are also everywhere on the subways here and hell everywhere in general for that matter. |
Get your elbows up lie you should be doing entering the subway and those vampire hag adjummas are trying to push in fornt of you.
Dude-you showed stupid Korean alcoholic who is the boss, don't go soft now |
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catman

Joined: 18 Jul 2004
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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There was a church near my old apartment. They tried to get me to go several times. I don't think it was so much wanting to save my soul as they wanted a real live whitey in their congregation. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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Run on water, that'll surprise them. |
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