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waggo
Joined: 18 May 2003
Location: pusan baby!
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 Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:34 pm Post subject: The Mother of All Korean Jokes! |
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I made it from my own mind.....
Where does a Monkey, who happens to be residing in Korea, go when he requires to buy a stamp or post a letter?
........ To the 우 우 우 채국!
I think this forum has today reached its zenith. |
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dean_burrito
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
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Thats ok but here is one my friend made up.
What do you have in Korea when you are broke and lonely?
No won.
That wasn't too good either. |
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billybrobby
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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What do you have when you f*ck a friend on a boat?
Ship pal
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skdragon
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
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How do you know if you are Korean?
You smile ... and your eyes disappear ^^ |
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Kimchieluver
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:39 am Post subject: |
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A doctor told me this when doing surgery and the local anesthetic was wearing off.
Do you know my Korean name? Noh Man-won.
I tell that to my students in my introduction lessons now. |
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samd
Joined: 03 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:47 am Post subject: |
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| Kimchieluver wrote: |
A doctor told me this when doing surgery and the local anesthetic was wearing off.
Do you know my Korean name? Noh Man-won.
I tell that to my students in my introduction lessons now. |
I don't get it... |
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Kimchieluver
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:53 am Post subject: |
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| samd wrote: |
| Kimchieluver wrote: |
A doctor told me this when doing surgery and the local anesthetic was wearing off.
Do you know my Korean name? Noh Man-won.
I tell that to my students in my introduction lessons now. |
I don't get it... |
Man won = 10,000 won |
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samd
Joined: 03 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:25 am Post subject: |
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| Kimchieluver wrote: |
| samd wrote: |
| Kimchieluver wrote: |
A doctor told me this when doing surgery and the local anesthetic was wearing off.
Do you know my Korean name? Noh Man-won.
I tell that to my students in my introduction lessons now. |
I don't get it... |
Man won = 10,000 won |
So he doesn't have man won? I thought there was more to the joke that I must have been missing. Guess not. |
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Gwangjuboy
Joined: 08 Jul 2003
Location: England
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| Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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| samd wrote: |
| Kimchieluver wrote: |
| samd wrote: |
| Kimchieluver wrote: |
A doctor told me this when doing surgery and the local anesthetic was wearing off.
Do you know my Korean name? Noh Man-won.
I tell that to my students in my introduction lessons now. |
I don't get it... |
Man won = 10,000 won |
So he doesn't have man won? I thought there was more to the joke that I must have been missing. Guess not. |
I thought it must have had something to do with the situation he was in. Next time you tell it I would ommit the part about the anesthetic wearing off. |
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Soft Machine
Joined: 08 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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Why did the ice cream cone meet her final demise?
Cha-ga-wah-so. |
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Kimchieluver
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Gwangjuboy wrote: |
| samd wrote: |
| Kimchieluver wrote: |
| samd wrote: |
| Kimchieluver wrote: |
A doctor told me this when doing surgery and the local anesthetic was wearing off.
Do you know my Korean name? Noh Man-won.
I tell that to my students in my introduction lessons now. |
I don't get it... |
Man won = 10,000 won |
So he doesn't have man won? I thought there was more to the joke that I must have been missing. Guess not. |
I thought it must have had something to do with the situation he was in. Next time you tell it I would ommit the part about the anesthetic wearing off. |
I do ommit the part about the surgery. I just tell them that my Korean name is Noh Man-won |
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Col.Brandon
Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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What did Arnold Schwartzenegger say when he left the Korean Restaurant?
Galbi Back!
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What is the king of the vegetables? King Kong. |
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Eedoryeong
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Location: Jeju
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| Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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Why didn't the ESL teacher cross the road?
'Cuz his Korean co-teacher wasn't there to hold his hand!
Bwah ahahahaha
-sigh- that's good stuff |
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Kimchieluver
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:04 am Post subject: |
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How do you blind a Korean?
Put a windshield in front of them. |
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OnTheOtherSide
Joined: 29 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:20 am Post subject: |
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How can you tell that a Korean broke into your house?
Your dog is missing and your trigonometry homework is done. |
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