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tfunk · Joined: 12 Aug 2006 Location: Dublin, Ireland

What subject are you knowledgeable and interested in?

Czarjorge · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:14 pm Post subject:

Your Mom.

Cheonmunka · Joined: 04 Jun 2004

I used to be very deft with banana cutting. I could climb any banana tree and make four slices with my machete to bring four bunches of beautiful bananas into my arms, then I would slide easily down the trunk and gently place them on the ground. People were always amazed. Saying stuff like, 'You are just like late Uncle Seti, you have his skill."
So yeah, I reckon I'm an expert.

bassexpander · Joined: 13 Sep 2007 Location: Someplace you'd rather be.

My wife used to say I was an expert at sex, but now I'm getting old and fat, so I don't know if I'm so great anymore.

nicholas_chiasson · Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Location: Samcheok

You'd be hard pressed to find another person without a Ph.D. who knows more about Dostoyevsky. I do have a BA in Russian and lived there a year as well. But as this is not a serious thread...
-I'm an expert on concussions having given myself several. My brain is NOT what it used to be.

mrgiles · Joined: 09 Jul 2007 Location: Seoul

i'm an expert reader. i've had several years of training in it. give me anything (english, mind u), and i'll read the crap out of it.

Temporary · Joined: 13 Jan 2008

I guess I could be considered an expert handgun marksman. I do have the certificates and training for it.

BS.Dos. · Joined: 29 Mar 2007

I'm an okay backgammon player.

Underwaterbob · Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Location: In Cognito

I've been programming in Csound for 9 years now. It's changed little. I'm not quite sure I'd consider myself an expert because the people who use it are generally quite hardcore music nerds. Relatively I'd say I'm middle of the pack. Compared to anyone on the outside I'm easily an expert.

santafly · Joined: 20 Feb 2008

I'm an expert Very Happy

santafly · Joined: 20 Feb 2008

OK, I'm not an expert but I am very good at breaking things.

mistermasan · Joined: 20 Sep 2007 Location: 10+ yrs on Dave's ESL cafe

not to be too immodest, but back in the day i rescued the princess more than once in donkey kong.

JustJohn · Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Location: Your computer screen

I am an expert jaywalker.

I believe my excellent knowledge of physics, braking and acceleration capabilities of motorized vehicles, traffic-light coordination and pedestrian path-taking combined with my long legs and innate sense of timing are what propel me to the front of the pack in this endeavor.

Toju · Joined: 06 Mar 2008

Years ago it used to be horses. Now, how to stop a baby crying at 2.40 in the morning.

browneyedgirl · Joined: 17 Jul 2007