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[BS.Dos.]

I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.

She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.

[BS.Dos.]

One of the big differences between American English and British English is that Americans tend to drop the letter "U" from certain words, like colour and honour.

What a bnch of stpid fcking cnts.

[Big_Bird]

Both of those were fcking fnny!

[raketbaler]

What do gay horses eat?


Heeeeeeeeeey. ( you have to say it gay like in order to be funny)

[anyangoldboy]

Here is a joke - fromtheuk

[the ireland]

i have seen a few threads taking the piss our of fromtheuk,,,,what did he/she do???

[BS.Dos.]

By his standards, he's been fairly quiet these past couple of weeks, but a few weeks back he was posting new threads about anything and everything; what he'd had for his tea; the colour of his CTs socks, his favourite brand of toothpaste etc, much to the merriment/annoyance of everyone else.

[JustJohn]

Better joke: danielkim80

[Suwon23]

I count three jokes. What a bunch of bitter little gossips you are.

Here's one: What does a lesbian bring to a second date?

A uhaul.

(it's ok to say this joke because it was told to me by a gay man. That's like getting a "polock" joke from a guy from Belorussia, so don't yell at me for being unPC)

Another one: What did the one Korean cop say to the other Korean cop?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Underwaterbob]

What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?



Not being retarded.

(I feel bad about telling this joke, but I can't stop)

[Dances With Wolves]

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

[cazzy3]

a guy walks up the check out line at the supermarket and notices a really cute blonde behind the register.

he starts placing his items down to be scanned: a microwave pizza, nachos, frozen meals, etc.

the girl looks up at him and says,"You must be single."

he smiles at her and says, "Gee, how'd you guess?"

"Because your fu*cking ugly." she says.

[BS.Dos.]

What's white on top and black on the bottom?
















Society.

[Omkara]

That last one went over like a fart in a diver's helmet. . .

Not even deaf people share in that one. . .

[pootle]

I saw a Buddhist monk today at a hot dog stand.

�What can I get you?�, the vendor asked.

The monk replied, �Make me one with everything.�