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PeteJB



Joined: 06 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:11 pm    Post subject: Shy Excrement Reply with quote

Ah damn, I have a bad case of Byunbi (constipation) and it just doesn't seem to want to go away. Can anyone recommend some good medicines that are readily available? Don't want any stuff that'll have me running to the toilet every 30 seconds with an explosion of chocolate mix...
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DrOctagon



Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Location: Chicago

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prune juice?
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Joe666



Joined: 19 Nov 2008
Location: Jesus it's hot down here!

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't believe any product on the market will be very kind to your colon. Try eating some apples or prunes followed by drinking coffee. If that doesn't do it, call a plumber!

Changing your diet might help a bit.
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fortysixyou



Joined: 08 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cut down on the white rice, that stuff is pretty much anti-fiber.

Add more grains to your diet. I was having the same problem, until I started eating oatmeal and barley every day, apples and nuts and coffee and so on.

Now I go a few times a day. Love it.
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Xuanzang



Joined: 10 Apr 2007
Location: Sadang

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As Captain Kirk said in his commercials, "make fiber your friend".
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Pwillig



Joined: 26 Jan 2009

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drink a ton of soju and chase it with kimchi. This always makes for interesting Saturday and Sunday mornings.

Or get down on some oatmeal (maybe some fiber-one?) from costco?
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harlowethrombey



Joined: 17 Mar 2009
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drink lots of hot water.

Do you exercise?

Drink some hot water and go for a 10 minute jog or jump rope for 3 minutes and you'll be racing to the bathroom Smile
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cj1976



Joined: 26 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Before I quit smoking, I always found a ciggie and a black coffee to be a winning combo.
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davehere22



Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Location: seoul

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drink loads of tea and coffee
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bassexpander



Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Exercise is needed to get things moving. Make sure you're not sitting for long periods of time, or spending your evenings laying on the couch or in bed too long.

Eat lots of fruit and drink lots of water.

Drink a few of those drinking yogurts the ajumma sell. That will replace "good" bacteria in your gut that might have been killed-off recently by antibiotics, for example.
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blackjack



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: anyang

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dried Prunes (don't overdo it) and prune juice both work, but are expensive. Head in to namdaemun and buy the large army base branded metamucil (10,000 won 114 uses). Take it twice a day and you will be smooth as silk Laughing Laughing
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Jane



Joined: 01 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cj1976 wrote:
Before I quit smoking, I always found a ciggie and a black coffee to be a winning combo.


I concur.

I follow the ABC's of constipation.

A: (I forget)
B: Bananas
C: Coffee

Fiber and bran are good too. Pick up some bran cereal and eat a little bit everyday.

Prunes are also recommended.
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Frankly Mr Shankly



Joined: 13 Feb 2008

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daily high colonic with the shower head.
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Straphanger



Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Location: Chilgok, Korea

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frankly Mr Shankly wrote:
Daily high colonic with the shower head.

Jesus. Sounds pretty extreme.

Bacchus-D, about four bottles, will give you FIERCE diarrhea. I learned that the hard way last year on Teachers' Day!
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soohak



Joined: 11 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've found using the squatting toilets here can actually help a lot. Sitting blocks the path out of your body somewhat, requiring a lot more effort to get everything (or anything, in your case) out.
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