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Grantasmagoria
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
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 Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:20 pm Post subject: Post face-palm co-teacher statements... |
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Regarding the recent rash of ddong-jims (chims?) I have received.
Me: "Can you tell them how rude it really is?"
Her: "Weelllllll...it's a culture thing."
Me: ".........." |
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Xuanzang
Joined: 10 Apr 2007
Location: Sadang
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| Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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Do what a clever poster on here suggested. Pin him down and let the whole class dongchim the offender. Works like a charm. Let them know if anyone decided to invade your bottom space. They'll get 20 something eager ones back. It's a culture thing  |
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proustme
Joined: 13 Jun 2009
Location: Nowon-gu
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| Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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| "Good morning," followed by a quick scurrying away. This fellow tried to make it so I couldn't attend dinners out with the English department. |
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Grantasmagoria
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Haha, knowing my luck I'd get arrested for torturing a child. They'd throw the book at me. Good idea though! |
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samcheokguy
Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Location: Samcheok G-do
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| Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:56 pm Post subject: |
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Judo take down. Once is usually enough.
"I'm so sorry I have trained reflexes from my term in Prison." Oops maybe not the right thing to say... |
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Gibberish
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
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| Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:10 am Post subject: |
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| Xuanzang wrote: |
| Do what a clever poster on here suggested. Pin him down and let the whole class dongchim the offender. Works like a charm. Let them know if anyone decided to invade your bottom space. They'll get 20 something eager ones back. It's a culture thing |
This is a good idea except without the pinning him down part. The threat should be enough.
Or, you could just grab them on the arm and give them the "stare of death", that usually does it for teachers |
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Mr. Susan
Joined: 17 Dec 2007
Location: death row
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| Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:47 am Post subject: |
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| Bring him in close, and pretend you are telling him off, and squeeze the crap out if his hand. Works for me every time. |
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Goon-Yang
Joined: 28 May 2009
Location: Duh
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| Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:47 am Post subject: |
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Grab his hands and drape him over a desk. His butt will be exposed and then yell "Bali...Ddong-chim hae!!!!!!"
Everyone will get in on the fun.
After that carry pruning shears. Threaten to cut off one of his fingers and then tell the class about what the french did to English longbowmen. |
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benji
Joined: 21 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:29 am Post subject: |
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| Start dong chimming all the cute female teachers at your school. When you get busted, blame your co-teacher and say she told you it was part of Korean culture. |
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TheUrbanMyth
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: Retired
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| Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:24 pm Post subject: Re: Post face-palm co-teacher statements... |
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| Grantasmagoria wrote: |
Regarding the recent rash of ddong-jims (chims?) I have received.
Me: "Can you tell them how rude it really is?"
Her: "Weelllllll...it's a culture thing."
Me: ".........." |
Next time:
Me: "Can you tell them how rude it really is?"
Her: "Welllll...it's a culture thing."
Me: "Oh it's just a culture thing is it? Be a good girl and bend over that desk for me... I want to experience Korean culture...." |
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ekul
Joined: 04 Mar 2009
Location: [Mod Edit]
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| Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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In a class with quite a few activities where one involved singing a simple song.
Co-teacher: "They look bored."
Me:"What's your suggestion?"
Co-teacher: "Give them a handout."
??!?!!? |
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Goku
Joined: 10 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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cute or not who would ever want to dongchim their co-teacher?
disgusting. |
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benji
Joined: 21 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:14 am Post subject: |
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| Goku wrote: |
cute or not who would ever want to dongchim their co-teacher?
disgusting. |
What one man calls disgusting another man will gladly pay alot of money to do. |
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Julius
Joined: 27 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:56 am Post subject: |
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Flaming eyes and an instant, serious rebuke always works...
really very simple. Getting the co-teacher to "explain" stuff only works half the time because as we all know, co-teachers tailor their translation service to suit themselves.
(especially if you're complaining about them to the boss.  |
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proustme
Joined: 13 Jun 2009
Location: Nowon-gu
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| Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:14 am Post subject: |
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| "Have a nice day!" |
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