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MollyBloom



Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Location: James Joyce's pants

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:44 pm    Post subject: my korean joke Reply with quote

I wrote this last night:

Q: "Where does a vampire get a latte?"
A: "At 코피 프린스"

hahaha
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andrewchon



Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry, too busy looking at your avatar.
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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did the little moron turn the door upside down?
He wanted to change it into a bear.

(If you turn the word 문 upside down, it says 곰.)
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Fox



Joined: 04 Mar 2009

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Foreigner: Hey. What are the broad teeth in the back of your mouth called?

Korean: 몰라.

Foreigner: 맞아.
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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Korean teacher asked, "What's the Sino-Korean word for the number five?"
The foreigner looked up at the ceiling and said, "Oh . . ."
The Korean teacher said, "맞아!"
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Murakano



Joined: 10 Sep 2009

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Translated Korean joke:

When the Titanic sank, why did all the Koreans survive while everyone else died?

Because the Koreans said "helpu, helpu"; everyone else said "help, help". (Korean passengers were spitting out water because of their accent, Americans were sucking it up)
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Some others, can't take the "credit" though Laughing

whats the biggest bean in korea?
king 'kong'

what did the peanut butter say to the bread?
jemi upsuh

what do you call a hairy robot?
tul-minator

what's a spider's favorite food?
gummi bears

what do u call a jacket in a blender?
'jamba' juice

why do the dodgers always lose?
da-juh-su (say dodgers in korean)

whats a robot's favorite food?
bi-bim-bab (say it like a robot haha)

what do u call it when a chicken runs into a wall?
dahk 'KKWANG'

what did the bus driver say to the egg?
gye ran
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MollyBloom



Joined: 21 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait, not to make it about me...but did you like my joke?!?!

Anywho, keep 'em coming! I like the tooth one!
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andrewchon



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I liked your joke.
I liked the dodgers (ddo-jeu-su, again lost), too.
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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OP:
Do the jokes have to be originals?
If they don't, I can provide a few more.
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MollyBloom



Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Location: James Joyce's pants

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tomato wrote:
OP:
Do the jokes have to be originals?
If they don't, I can provide a few more.


No!

Roll 'em out if you got 'em!
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Underwaterbob



Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: Why is Korean toilet paper so big?

A: It's huge!

Q: What language do sheep speak?

A: Socks!

The first one was told to me by a friend a long time ago, the second is mine.
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guava



Joined: 02 Sep 2009

PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q. How long does it take to grow YANGPA?

A. Five years (O-NION)
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seonsengnimble



Joined: 02 Jun 2009
Location: taking a ride on the magic English bus

PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a repost, but:

What did Princess Laya say when a blaster inside a claw machine in Seoul was the only weapon nearby, and there were storm troopers after her?

"Help me O Baek won. You're my only hope."
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waggo



Joined: 18 May 2003
Location: pusan baby!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whats the longest word in Korean.....?









수파가라팝유맀틱앣피아라더쓔스 !

I retired from comedy after making that joke.
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waggo



Joined: 18 May 2003
Location: pusan baby!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where does a Korean monkey post his letters ?








In the 우우우채국 !

That was my comeback joke ,but I refuse to do anymore.
Im the JD Salinger of Korean jokes.


Very Happy
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