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bliss
Joined: 24 Sep 2007
Location: Gyeonggi
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 Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:55 pm Post subject: Embarrassment, but kind of funny. |
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Was riding the bus from Suwon to Seoul yesterday going full-speed along the expressway.
The bus was really crowded and I was sitting by the window.
I think I had caught some kind of tummy bug.
Anyway, I had an inescapable urge to ... U know.... release the offending contents of my stomach.
I was panicking and flustered, which was making my discomfort worse and worse. I didn't want to stop the bus and let everyone know about my situation.
So... I.... opened the window and let it out. Relief.
I don't think many other people on the bus realized what I did, I can't help but imagine what people in heavy oncoming traffic thought of a waygook yo-cha poking her head out of the bus and doing that.
Something I want to forget, but will probably remember for a long time! |
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Chris_Dixon
Joined: 09 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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hahaha.....what else could you do really...
I had a kid power spew over an adjuma who was sitting next to me on the bus...it was a sight to see.... |
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bliss
Joined: 24 Sep 2007
Location: Gyeonggi
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| Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Yeah, I really painted the side of the bus too! |
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aphase
Joined: 27 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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i've done that out taxi windows a few times during my first year in korea. Taxi drivers got a little pissed but i think they were always glad it wasn't inside the cab. It was pretty gross to see what the outside of the cab would look like tho haha.
I now avoid soju. |
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BoholDiver
Joined: 03 Oct 2009
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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I have been on the subway maybe 3-4 times where someone puked all over the place. Sometimes hitting another person.
It's hard to know if that person was drunk or sick. I am betting on drunk. |
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Panda
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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It is the Christmas day, this morning I took an early bus home.
Only a few people were in the bus, and lots of empty seats. I was taking a nap.
This hiking ajoshi ( I was not sure if he was going to hike, but all ajoshi in Korea are in that suit, aren't they) got on the bus and sat next to me.
I didn't wake up in the first place, but I felt someone's leg was way too close to mine than needed, so I pulled my leg back a little bit, then ...that leg moved to mine again...
I woke up and saw him holding a huge backpack, sitting with his legs apa------rt.
OK, I tried my best to move to the window and shrink my body...his leg then couldnt touch mine any more.
After about 5 seconds, he began to adjust his position and put his hands on the top of his backpack, so that his elbow reached my breast by chance.
F*** you, pervert, I pushed his elbow away and stared him right into his eyes. He stood up and walked away, and got off at the next station.
Funny but Embarrassing? |
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red_devil
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:45 am Post subject: |
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| Panda wrote: |
It is the Christmas day, this morning I took an early bus home.
Only a few people were in the bus, and lots of empty seats. I was taking a nap.
This hiking ajoshi ( I was not sure if he was going to hike, but all ajoshi in Korea are in that suit, aren't they) got on the bus and sat next to me.
I didn't wake up in the first place, but I felt someone's leg was way too close to mine than needed, so I pulled my leg back a little bit, then ...that leg moved to mine again...
I woke up and saw him holding a huge backpack, sitting with his legs apa------rt.
OK, I tried my best to move to the window and shrink my body...his leg then couldnt touch mine any more.
After about 5 seconds, he began to adjust his position and put his hands on the top of his backpack, so that his elbow reached my breast by chance.
F*** you, pervert, I pushed his elbow away and stared him right into his eyes. He stood up and walked away, and got off at the next station.
Funny but Embarrassing? |
Well think of it this way - you probably made his Christmas - he got to touch the holy waeguk boob. hahahaha |
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blackjack
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: anyang
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| Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:11 am Post subject: |
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| red_devil wrote: |
| Panda wrote: |
It is the Christmas day, this morning I took an early bus home.
Only a few people were in the bus, and lots of empty seats. I was taking a nap.
This hiking ajoshi ( I was not sure if he was going to hike, but all ajoshi in Korea are in that suit, aren't they) got on the bus and sat next to me.
I didn't wake up in the first place, but I felt someone's leg was way too close to mine than needed, so I pulled my leg back a little bit, then ...that leg moved to mine again...
I woke up and saw him holding a huge backpack, sitting with his legs apa------rt.
OK, I tried my best to move to the window and shrink my body...his leg then couldnt touch mine any more.
After about 5 seconds, he began to adjust his position and put his hands on the top of his backpack, so that his elbow reached my breast by chance.
F*** you, pervert, I pushed his elbow away and stared him right into his eyes. He stood up and walked away, and got off at the next station.
Funny but Embarrassing? |
Well think of it this way - you probably made his Christmas - he got to touch the holy waeguk boob. hahahaha |
pretty sure she is chinese (might be wrong) |
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Gibberish
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
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| Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:41 am Post subject: |
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| Still a waegook but not a native English speaker |
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The Gipkik
Joined: 30 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:58 am Post subject: |
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Damn, I pictured you sticking your ass out the window and defecating all over the highway. Now that would be a sight.  |
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Panda
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:31 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, I am Chinese...
No one knows I am Waegook if I don't speak...
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