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yingwenlaoshi

Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Location: ... location, location!
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:42 pm Post subject: I am a homeless man |
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Yes, you heard right. I am officially out on the streets. No keys on my keychain. Start a new job on Monday, but they don't pay rent. I'll be staying at my friend's place until then, but the last week has been very stressful. I even spent 2 nights at a kebab guy's place in Itaewon.
I'm right behind that crazy screaming old guy in Itaewon. It's amazing how we are all so close to being homeless.
I have 38,250 won left. |
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Street Magic
Joined: 23 Sep 2009
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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I think the first thing I'd do if I were homeless would be to start thinking of body weight in the same way the homeful think of money. Homeless is one thing, but skinny homeless is all sorts of dangerous. Come to think of it, I should start saving up some rainy day fat pads right now, while the resources are still available. |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Location: All over the map
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:54 pm Post subject: Re: I am a homeless man |
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yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
It's amazing how we are all so close to being homeless.
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I'd say you're a little closer than most. |
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yingwenlaoshi

Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Location: ... location, location!
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:01 pm Post subject: Re: I am a homeless man |
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caniff wrote: |
yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
It's amazing how we are all so close to being homeless.
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I'd say you're a little closer than most. |
Living on the edge, I am. Steady diet of bulgogi and shrimpburgers, it is. |
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D.D.
Joined: 29 May 2008
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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I was homeless once in Cairns Australia so I went to a farm and picked Avocados for two weeks. The guy who ran the backpackers would charge extra for rooms and transportation to the farms for anyone who showed up there broke. He would give us pep talks at night about how life was tough and it was our fault for not saving our money and he was charging us extra to teach us a lesson. He would try to fight anyone who gave him lip and his local police buddy would come in and put the guy who fought him in jail. It was as close to being like the deep of America as you could find in Australia. |
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.38 Special
Joined: 08 Jul 2009 Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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D.D. wrote: |
I was homeless once in Cairns Australia so I went to a farm and picked Avocados for two weeks. The guy who ran the backpackers would charge extra for rooms and transportation to the farms for anyone who showed up there broke. He would give us pep talks at night about how life was tough and it was our fault for not saving our money and he was charging us extra to teach us a lesson. He would try to fight anyone who gave him lip and his local police buddy would come in and put the guy who fought him in jail. It was as close to being like the deep of America as you could find in Australia. |
'Cause Gulags like that happen all of the time in America
Or, you could apply for welfare.
Ying. Once your new contract starts everything will straighten out. In the meantime, your friends will liberate you. Do not underestimate the compassion of the Koreans. The collectivist has his virtues at times. Collect, brother, for you are in no position to have pride before well-being. |
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catman

Joined: 18 Jul 2004
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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You should sleep at Itaewan station and scream at yourself. |
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Street Magic
Joined: 23 Sep 2009
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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D.D. wrote: |
I was homeless once in Cairns Australia so I went to a farm and picked Avocados for two weeks. The guy who ran the backpackers would charge extra for rooms and transportation to the farms for anyone who showed up there broke. He would give us pep talks at night about how life was tough and it was our fault for not saving our money and he was charging us extra to teach us a lesson. He would try to fight anyone who gave him lip and his local police buddy would come in and put the guy who fought him in jail. It was as close to being like the deep of America as you could find in Australia. |
I hate that attitude, and I think you're right-- it is pretty prevalent among Americans (speaking as an American who's lived in a few different regions and spent time in every other part of the contiguous states). My theory's always been that people like to blame or outright punish victims because convincing yourself that bad things mostly happen to people who screw up makes the world seem more fair. It's a similar mentality to the self-defeating attitude, where people sabotage their relationships or performances (like on tests) so they can preserve their pride by subconsciously knowing that they didn't really fail because they failed on purpose and nobody rejected their best efforts. Giving victims the benefit of the doubt necessitates accepting that anyone, including yourself, could become the victim of circumstances. Thus, most people believe they're fundamentally different from the homeless, cancer patients, prisoners, etc., as did most of the members of those categories before they became members of those categories. |
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andrewchon

Joined: 16 Nov 2008 Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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D.D. wrote: |
I was homeless once in Cairns Australia so I went to a farm and picked Avocados for two weeks. The guy who ran the backpackers would charge extra for rooms and transportation to the farms for anyone who showed up there broke. He would give us pep talks at night about how life was tough and it was our fault for not saving our money and he was charging us extra to teach us a lesson. He would try to fight anyone who gave him lip and his local police buddy would come in and put the guy who fought him in jail. It was as close to being like the deep of America as you could find in Australia. |
Now THAT is a good ol' fashioned 'knuckle man'. |
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irishcailin
Joined: 23 Feb 2010 Location: Wandering aimlessly around La Festa!
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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andrewchon wrote: |
D.D. wrote: |
I was homeless once in Cairns Australia so I went to a farm and picked Avocados for two weeks. The guy who ran the backpackers would charge extra for rooms and transportation to the farms for anyone who showed up there broke. He would give us pep talks at night about how life was tough and it was our fault for not saving our money and he was charging us extra to teach us a lesson. He would try to fight anyone who gave him lip and his local police buddy would come in and put the guy who fought him in jail. It was as close to being like the deep of America as you could find in Australia. |
Now THAT is a good ol' fashioned 'knuckle man'. |
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soakitincider
Joined: 19 Oct 2009
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:22 am Post subject: |
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If you act right you can usually get a knuckle-sandwich in Itaewon. Just kiddin' Keep the faith and be resourceful. |
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Panda

Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:50 am Post subject: |
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Homeless twitter?
Did I take you someone else? Why do I have the impression you posted a similar thread just a while ago? |
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Palladium
Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Location: Korea
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:36 am Post subject: Re: I am a homeless man |
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yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
I'm right behind that crazy screaming old guy in Itaewon. It's amazing how we are all so close to being homeless.
I have 38,250 won left. |
You've been here 3 years and all you have to show for it is about US $35?!? Sounds like a case of idiocy and tough [Mod Edit] ! You're in the bed you made and are whining about it. No sympathy here! |
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yingwenlaoshi

Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Location: ... location, location!
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:02 am Post subject: Re: I am a homeless man |
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Palladium wrote: |
yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
I'm right behind that crazy screaming old guy in Itaewon. It's amazing how we are all so close to being homeless.
I have 38,250 won left. |
You've been here 3 years and all you have to show for it is about US $35?!? Sounds like a case of idiocy and tough [Mod Edit]! You're in the bed you made and are whining about it. No sympathy here! |
Who's whining? And correction, I've been here more than five years, Internet toughie guy. |
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Kurtz
Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Location: ples bilong me
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:12 am Post subject: Re: I am a homeless man |
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Palladium wrote: |
yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
I'm right behind that crazy screaming old guy in Itaewon. It's amazing how we are all so close to being homeless.
I have 38,250 won left. |
You've been here 3 years and all you have to show for it is about US $35?!? Sounds like a case of idiocy and tough [Mod Edit]! You're in the bed you made and are whining about it. No sympathy here! |
I think this bloke is having you on, and aggressiveness like yours just feeds him even more. I don't take him seriously, but he provides a few cheap laughs and some good humour is an otherwise humourless message board so I usually read his posts.
For the record, I think most of us potentially homeless. One year contracts, many people with minimal savings, no jobs to go home to after leaving the Korean teat......I equate the parents' basement/attic as homeless and alas, I'll be shacking up with the parents for a couple of months myself when the year is over. Sobering thoughts. |
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