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austinmc86
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 5:15 am Post subject: Centrum/Multivitamin - false positive? |
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Can centrum and other multivitamins cause a false positive on the medical exam?
Has anyone else taken centrum or other multivitamins days before the test abd had a false positive? |
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caribmon
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:25 am Post subject: |
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False positive for what? a "disease"?
All the disease tests react with protein structures in the blood. If you have an injury, tumor or African genetics you will have more protein in the blood. None of the tests actually detect a disease because it's all a fraud. You can get the test lower with rest and meditation, clean food, clean air. Suntanning is bad for medical tests. So is drug use. Even prescription drugs makes the test err on the side of positive. A major injury, pneumonia, huge infection or tumor is by far the highest positive indicator. |
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ChilgokBlackHole
Joined: 21 Nov 2009
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:39 am Post subject: Re: Centrum/Multivitamin - false positive? |
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| austinmc86 wrote: |
Can centrum and other multivitamins cause a false positive on the medical exam?
Has anyone else taken centrum or other multivitamins days before the test abd had a false positive? |
Theoretically, if you megadose certain things it will throw off the urinalysis and cause an inconclusive result. If you smoked dope before you came to Asia, then you tested positive for...I'm not going to finish that sentence. |
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austinmc86
Joined: 23 Feb 2010
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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| What i mean is will centrum/multivitamins or other vitamins cause a false postive on the drug screen? |
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isisaredead
Joined: 18 May 2010
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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a false-positive FOR WHAT?
this is a really odd question. vitamins can't exactly double as cannabanoids in your system, if that's what you're asking. |
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bde2
Joined: 19 Feb 2010
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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| I take a multivitamin every day, and I took one just 1-2 hours before my medical. No problems. |
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pocariboy73
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Yes they can. I got deported cause of it. |
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discostu333
Joined: 18 Nov 2009
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, multivitamins can cause a false positive on medical screenings.
The problem lies with the fact that vitamin B6, which is included in most multivitamins, is actually converted into crystal meth in the bloodstream by the thyroid gland.
Crack junkies have known this for years, and most of North America's crystal meth is now produced by feeding Mexican immigrants copious quantities of vitamin B6, and extracting the pure rocks of meth. |
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djsmnc

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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| discostu333 wrote: |
Yes, multivitamins can cause a false positive on medical screenings.
The problem lies with the fact that vitamin B6, which is included in most multivitamins, is actually converted into crystal meth in the bloodstream by the thyroid gland.
Crack junkies have known this for years, and most of North America's crystal meth is now produced by feeding Mexican immigrants copious quantities of vitamin B6, and extracting the pure rocks of meth. |
So if I drink their urine, I can get high? I'm SO going to Mexico! |
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isisaredead
Joined: 18 May 2010
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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| this thread suddenly got really, really awesome. |
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ChilgokBlackHole
Joined: 21 Nov 2009
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 12:47 am Post subject: |
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| discostu333 wrote: |
| The problem lies with the fact that vitamin B6, which is included in most multivitamins, is actually converted into crystal meth in the bloodstream by the thyroid gland. |
[citation needed] |
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brento1138
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 1:16 am Post subject: |
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| ChilgokBlackHole wrote: |
| discostu333 wrote: |
| The problem lies with the fact that vitamin B6, which is included in most multivitamins, is actually converted into crystal meth in the bloodstream by the thyroid gland. |
[citation needed] |
I think the citation comes from the same place where solid forms of excrement come from. |
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kinerry
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 9:20 am Post subject: |
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| I tested positive for amphetamines (or mdma, I forget), all I did was say I was taking a steroid (for eye inflammation) and they let me retest a week later and all was kosher in the world again. |
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isisaredead
Joined: 18 May 2010
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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| kinerry wrote: |
| I tested positive for amphetamines (or mdma, I forget), all I did was say I was taking a steroid (for eye inflammation) and they let me retest a week later and all was kosher in the world again. |
you tested positive for a water-soluble chemical? did you go party the night before? |
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mmstyle
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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| discostu333 wrote: |
Yes, multivitamins can cause a false positive on medical screenings.
The problem lies with the fact that vitamin B6, which is included in most multivitamins, is actually converted into crystal meth in the bloodstream by the thyroid gland.
Crack junkies have known this for years, and most of North America's crystal meth is now produced by feeding Mexican immigrants copious quantities of vitamin B6, and extracting the pure rocks of meth. |
Buahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Did your school get the same letter that my husband's co-teeacher told him about? Apparently the school received a notice from a govt agancy telling them to ask him not to make meth and not to kill people. Too bad they don't know about this! I take a B-complex every day! Wasn't taking them before my last test.  |
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