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mercury · Joined: 05 Dec 2004 Location: Pusan

Well I heard a great story today. Not too long back and the Korean kids each had to bring their own duuuung to school in a paper sack. No joke! The kids all had to bring it and set it on their desks, the teacher would then collect it and give it to a nurse. Now, one girl told me that at her primary school, one boy was a rebel, he decided to pick up a dogs and put it in his sack! About a week later they called his parents and were worried about him! Wink

LL Moonmanhead · Joined: 21 Mar 2005 Location: yo momma

Why did the baker have brown hands?

LL Moonmanhead · Joined: 21 Mar 2005 Location: yo momma

He kneaded a poo.

komtengi · Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Location: Slummin it up in Haebangchon

ticktock · Joined: 14 Apr 2005

they did this to test for intestinal worms....it's still practiced as a public health measure in Third world countries

JongnoGuru · Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep

I just had my dog tested for heart worms. Results: Negative! Smile

The evil penguin · Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 7:51 pm Post subject:

JongnoGuru · Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep

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uberscheisse · Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.

a friend of mine working in masan had an odd experience when every student in her school was lined up and had their anus swabbed with a q-tip.

what they were testing for i don't know. were they finding out if any of the little young'uns had an excess of dignity and trying to squash it?

unrelated - i told a story about my grandfather running from chinese troops during the korean war to my essay class last night. he had to hide in the bottom floor of an outhouse, up to his neck in ddoong.

the hilarity that ensued at my late grandfather's expense ended in one of the kids uttering the word "DDOONGFIGHT!"

and another kid suggested that, if he was a runaway slave (the discussion topic was slaves/underground railroad) he would cover himself in garbage so nobody would want to catch him in the first place.

ah, kids.