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[mack the knife]

Check out this blog. You'll never look at your kids the same way again. Or maybe you will. Screw it.

http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/japanese/teacher.html

[bits]

I had no idea that Japanese kids could completely flake through school and still graduate. I am at a hogwan, I don't know if Korean kids can do that or not.

[Derrek]

Funny stuff.

"On the days I'm avoiding them asking me that, I'm avoiding them actually trying to grab it. I shit you not, I have to play Dodgedick with Japanese Jr. High kids on a weekly basis. Boys and girls! Age, gender, doesn't matter, they all want a stab at it. The boys are actually more persistant though. I had one boy grab for it, and when I said "No!" he put his hands together and, in English, said "Please!" Oh hell no. I was sitting next to a 12-year old boy who kept grabbing at it, and when I told him "No!" he asked "Why not?" I wondered if there weren't some cultural bounds I wasn't understsanding, so I said clearly "age 10 years and become female since birth, then we'll talk." His solution was to ask the girl sitting next to him to trade seats, grab my dick, and tell him about it.

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And this may sound familiar:

"I wish I could say it stops there, but actually, it gets worse. Let me introduce you to a game Japanese kids like to play called "Kancho."

Actually, it's not so much a "game" as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I'm really not joking.

You know, before we come to Japan, they tell us a lot of ultimately useless stuff. What kind of computer to bring, if our DVD's will work, clothing sizes, that kind of nonsense. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the 3-4 months of orientations did anyone ever mention that at some point, a Japanese kid may try to stick their fingers up our butt. That's something I would have liked to know, personally.

It's called Kancho, and just about any kid can be a Kancho Assassin. Even the sweetest little girl may be prone to jam her fingers up your ass the second you turn around. This happened to one of my friends, which just goes to show - don't trust anyone. I'd say the little girls are the most dangerous cause they have natural ways of lowering your defenses.

I was pretty lucky. Before I came, I bought a really big, really baggy pair of pants. The kids try to Kancho...but they just have no idea where my ass is! It's beautiful! I had one kid try and find his fingers hit nothing but jean fabric and air. Yes! But I've actually gotten pretty good at dodging it, much like Spider-man I have developed a Kancho Sense that tells me where and when it's coming before it comes. I parry fingers like a pro. My record is still 100% Kancho Free. Ha! America 2, Japan 0.
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[Derrek]

Oh, and you've GOT to read this pic taken at the National History Museum in Tokyo. The author on the blog says, "Now you know why so many people are still mad at the Japanese."

[Swiss James]

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[Big_Bird]

This guy is really funny! I love this one:

[RobotTeacher]

Thank you. I just lost an hour and a half and laughed myself sick.

That's great.

*smiles and wanders off, happily knowing no little boy is going to try to stick a finger up......there*

Makes you feel a little better about life in general around here, nyet?

[mack the knife]

[Bulsajo]

What is the current Janglish meaning of "sponsor"?

[mack the knife]

The Bul is back!! Where u been, sucka?

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[jajdude]

Japan seems kinda perverted

[Guri Guy]

Check out Child pornography production and child pornography web site hosting on the internet. South Korea is number 3 in the world. Korea is much more perverted than Japan. If you don't believe me, do a search on Dave's for my posts on the subject. Don't be fooled. Korea is not a conservative society that people think it is.