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101 Ways to Tease Your Wife
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Milwaukiedave



Joined: 02 Oct 2004
Location: Goseong

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:13 am    Post subject: 101 Ways to Tease Your Wife Reply with quote

(Ok, first off this is all tongue and cheek)

I thought it would be fun to share those ways you can drive your wife nuts.


While watching a movie with rats, I ran my fingers up her leg.

Needless to say I got smacked with a pillow for it. (yes I deserved it)
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riley



Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tease or annoy?

For annoyance, that's easy.
I like to do my fake german accent. It gets her cranky and ready to whack me, especially when I do it in public.
(What does it say about me that I like that reaction?)
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Milwaukiedave



Joined: 02 Oct 2004
Location: Goseong

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It could be either....I like to think tease though. I usually annoy her when I don't do what she tells me to do.
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Juregen



Joined: 30 May 2006

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The easiest thing in the world is teasing your wife.

I even think she actually doesn't mind, it's a kind of affirmation.

Tickling works.
Hugging/kissing at the most inconvenient moment works.
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SuperHero



Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Location: Superhero Hideout

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

watch Korean TV and make up English dialogue with frequent references to every male character being gay.
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the eye



Joined: 29 Jan 2004

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperHero wrote:
watch Korean TV and make up English dialogue with frequent references to every male character being gay.


hehe. i do that too, minus the gay part and minus the wife...add girlfriend
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Milwaukiedave



Joined: 02 Oct 2004
Location: Goseong

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperHero wrote:
watch Korean TV and make up English dialogue with frequent references to every male character being gay.


Geez..that sounds pretty funny.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hide her vibrator.

Shocked

Sparkles*_*
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cubanlord



Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

giving her a kiss bath all over, making her squirm as you get closer to her....... Shocked Shocked Shocked oh wait...wrong site...sorry..... Embarassed
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Milwaukiedave



Joined: 02 Oct 2004
Location: Goseong

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CL,

Well I guess that could embarrass her.
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cubanlord



Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Milwaukiedave wrote:
CL,

Well I guess that could embarrass her.


lol. Laughing Relax...I'm playing around...arghhhh...
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Sooke



Joined: 12 Jan 2004
Location: korea

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Call her "YohBoh". (No Hangul on my computer)

The Dutch Oven seems to bug her a lot too.
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Satori



Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sooke wrote:
Call her "YohBoh". (No Hangul on my computer)

That made mine purr with delight...
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperHero wrote:
watch Korean TV and make up English dialogue with frequent references to every male character being gay.


That's mine too. It's so easy though. All those drama guys are camper than a row of tents.
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Satori



Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eamo wrote:
SuperHero wrote:
watch Korean TV and make up English dialogue with frequent references to every male character being gay.


That's mine too. It's so easy though. All those drama guys are camper than a row of tents.

The full and correct phrase is "Camper than a row of pink tents"... Laughing
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