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inspector gadget
Joined: 11 Apr 2003
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 Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:02 pm Post subject: rubbing it in - sarcasm |
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One ot my Kteaching friends has asked me this question.
What are some sarcastic, humerous phrases to use when you see someone that is currently in trouble or hurting,
Ie: you have a bunch of candy but you won't share, you eat them all and then have a stomach ache, someone walks by and says........
Ie: a student is sitting in the hallway on there knees with hands over thier head, another teacher walks bye and says........
Thanks a bunch for your help |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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| A Nelson Muntz 'HA HA!' is most appropriate in these situations, I believe. |
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semphoon
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: Where Nowon is
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:24 pm Post subject: Re: rubbing it in - sarcasm |
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| inspector gadget wrote: |
One ot my Kteaching friends has asked me this question.
What are some sarcastic, humerous phrases to use when you see someone that is currently in trouble or hurting,
Ie: you have a bunch of candy but you won't share, you eat them all and then have a stomach ache, someone walks by and says........ |
...want some candy? ...does the candy taste sweet now?
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| Ie: a student is sitting in the hallway on there knees with hands over thier head, another teacher walks bye and says........ |
......are you doing yoga? ....are you looking for money? ....I think when you pray, you are supposed to join your hands. .... so are you the teachers pet today? |
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the eye
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
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Boodleheimer
Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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| a la JD ("Scrubs"): so's your face. |
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khyber
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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| I wonder what to do when, in my badminton club, some as$$ laughs at me for flubbing up. |
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Boodleheimer
Joined: 10 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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| wow, laughing at someone for making a mistake. that's so high-brow. and classy, too. i bet you'll be hip-deep in p*ssy after that remark. why not throw in an "American Idol" reference, too, to hit it at its peak. |
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daskalos
Joined: 19 May 2006
Location: The Road to Ithaca
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:11 pm Post subject: Re: rubbing it in - sarcasm |
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| inspector gadget wrote: |
| Ie: you have a bunch of candy but you won't share, you eat them all and then have a stomach ache, someone walks by and says........ |
If you're going to puke, try to make it to the trash can.
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| Ie: a student is sitting in the hallway on there knees with hands over thier head, another teacher walks bye and says..... |
Some kids will do anything to keep from learning a new verb. |
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Juregen
Joined: 30 May 2006
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:56 pm Post subject: |
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"sucks to be you" always hits home
but then the word suck is not appreciated ... |
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Kimchieluver
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
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| At my middle school when a kid is in front of the teachers room on his knees and hands up, I always laugh and say "napayo". They usually smile though. |
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HydePark
Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:35 am Post subject: Re: rubbing it in - sarcasm |
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| inspector gadget wrote: |
a student is sitting in the hallway on their knees with hands over thier head, another teacher walks bye and says........
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...is that how we're greeting each other now?
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...comfortable?
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...so that's how you'd look with no legs.
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...who let the smurf in here?
or...yes? Do you have a question? You have your hand up. |
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Boodleheimer
Joined: 10 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:11 pm Post subject: Re: rubbing it in - sarcasm |
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| inspector gadget wrote: |
a student is sitting in the hallway on their knees with hands over thier head, another teacher walks bye and says........
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could you say "shouldn't you be in an orange jumpsuit?" or is that still too sensitive of an issue? |
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Pak Yu Man
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:19 am Post subject: Re: rubbing it in - sarcasm |
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| inspector gadget wrote: |
Ie: a student is sitting in the hallway on there knees with hands over thier head, another teacher walks bye and says........
Thanks a bunch for your help |
Say "huh...I thought you only did the big bow on Chuseok and New years?"
Or say "Big bow for me? I don't deserve that much respect" |
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