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Why Am I So Smart?

 
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candide



Joined: 03 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:32 am    Post subject: Why Am I So Smart? Reply with quote

Serious question, why are people so goddamn dumb? I'm smart and cultured, people, better than you, and you.

So why are all the people I meet like broken coconuts from Flippoland?

What the hell does it take to meet a man that knows his Danish scat in and out like Felix the Cat and his magic bag? What does it take?
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candide



Joined: 03 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man, drugs and wine rule like Trollocs on heat.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How smart is your hair?
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shevek



Joined: 29 Jul 2003

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
How smart is your hair?


Profound *beep* man.
I bet he can't even answer it.
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Sleepy in Seoul



Joined: 15 May 2004
Location: Going in ever decreasing circles until I eventually disappear up my own fundament - in NZ

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

candide wrote:
Why Am I So Smart? ... What the hell does it take to meet a man that knows his Danish scat in and out like Felix the Cat and his magic bag?


You are asking how to meet a Danish animal excrement expert and you want someone to explain to you why you are smart... you aren't off to a spectacularly good beginning.
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Satori



Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you're really so smart and want people to know, remember the golden rule of writing, show, don't tell...
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The Man known as The Man



Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Am I So Smart? Reply with quote

candide wrote:
Serious question, why are people so goddamn dumb? I'm smart and cultured, people, better than you, and you.

So why are all the people I meet like broken coconuts from Flippoland?

What the hell does it take to meet a man that knows his Danish scat in and out like Felix the Cat and his magic bag? What does it take?


You are not smart.


So sorry.
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're not that smart. Most of us saw right through your attempt to bait people into making dumb comments attacking your intelligence, thus proving your point.
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Pak Yu Man



Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flippoland? Where's that? I guess I'm dumb. At least we're not dumb enough to feed a post-whoring troll.

Come back and play some other time. Buhbye now Smile
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The Hierophant



Joined: 13 Sep 2005

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pak Yu Man wrote:
At least we're not dumb enough to feed a post-whoring troll.


You just did... and so did I! Wait. What's happening?! NO! BACK! BACK! ARRRRGH! *gets eaten by troll*
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Hierophant wrote:
Pak Yu Man wrote:
At least we're not dumb enough to feed a post-whoring troll.


You just did... and so did I! Wait. What's happening?! NO! BACK! BACK! ARRRRGH! *gets eaten by troll*


What a schmuck. You won't find me posting in a troll's thread. Rolling Eyes
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seoulsucker



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My name's Arthel, and I can count to potato.
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Juregen



Joined: 30 May 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Satori wrote:
If you're really so smart and want people to know, remember the golden rule of writing, show, don't tell...


Ni-ce
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