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Any dumb jokes appropriate for middle school students
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prince of hockey



Joined: 03 May 2006
Location: busan, south korea

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:26 pm    Post subject: Any dumb jokes appropriate for middle school students Reply with quote

Does anyone have a good joke for Level 2 middle school students to start off a unit on Riddles? Very Happy
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I kicked it.

They love that one.
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crazylemongirl



Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

how many letters in 'the alphabet'

answer 11 > t, h, e, a, l, p, h, a, b, e, t.

Where is there always money?
Answer > the dictionary

what is red and green and goes around and around
Answer > a frog in a blender

A cowboy rode into a hotel on monday. He slept two nights and left ON SUNDAY. How is that possible?

Answer> the horse's name is Sunday
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frankly speaking



Joined: 23 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 (Cool ate 9.
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A hunter has just shot his friend accidentally. He calls 911 and says "help! I just shot my friend, I killed him!"
The operator says "stay calm. Are you sure he's dead?"
The hunter says "hang on." There is a silence followed by a loud bang. Then the hunter picks up the phone again and says "ok. Now what?"
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VirginIslander



Joined: 24 May 2006
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Konglish jokes

Ask them where China and India are located. Then, ask where Nepal is, say "no it is not in Asia" and finally point to your arm.

Tell them you have a Chinese friend named Chin who cant speak
English too well. On the first day of class, the teacher says "who
are you?" He responds "Me Chin."

The latter is an original
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Scaggs



Joined: 19 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you call a boat shaking at the bottom of the ocean?


A nervous wreck
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you're back is against the wall....and you have no more ammo...you always have one tried and true white guy secret weapon at your disposal.....and that my friends is the word CRAZY. That will always get you out of a jam....use it wisely young one....use it wisely.
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Hotpants



Joined: 27 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This site is good for puzzles - includes lateral thinking puzzles:
http://www.brainbashers.com/
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mnhnhyouh



Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Location: The Middle Kingdom

PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30


(tooth-hurty)

h
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Thunndarr



Joined: 30 Sep 2003

PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

crazylemongirl wrote:


what is red and green and goes around and around
Answer > a frog in a blender



Thief!

(It also works better, I find, if you say mixer instead of blender.)
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SPINOZA



Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul

PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A policeman strolling in the park one day was astonished to see a man walking towards him with a fully-grown African lion on a lead.

'Hey!' said the policeman, 'you can't walk around with a lion like that. Take him to the Zoo!'

'Oh, all right, officer', said the lion owner, and away he went.

But the next day the policeman was again confronted with the man and his fully-grown African lion walking along the street.

'Hey, you!' yelled the policeman, 'I thought I told you yesterday to take that lion to the Zoo?'

'I did,' came the reply, 'and today I'm taking him to the movies.
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Bondrock



Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Location: ^_^

PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:48 pm    Post subject: jokes for Koreans Reply with quote

Why is Korean Toilet paper so large?
Because it is Hu-ji. (pronounced Hugh-Gee)

When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating watermelon.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love the "7 ate 9" joke.

Here's a joke that my students always dig.
Q. What drinks blood and says "Quack quack"?
A. Duckula!

I make 'em wait for the answer, taking suggestions, and then I draw a very silly fanged duck with a scary cape before giving them the answer.
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ilovebdt



Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Location: Nr Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?






A woolly jumper! Ta da ! Very Happy

ilovebdt
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