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Funny Questions Koreans Ask You
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:10 pm    Post subject: Funny Questions Koreans Ask You Reply with quote

I was discussing deodorant usage with a Korean friend of mine, and she wanted to know:

"Can Westerners smell each other?"
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spliff



Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where? Details, please...
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

spliff wrote:
Where? Details, please...


If I told you, your head would explode and we'd get very very off-topic.
Anyway...
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paintman321



Joined: 14 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine would be my English Co-teacher " You don't study English (literature or poems) in high school right?"
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Alyallen



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Did I get plastic surgery?" Why? Well because my eyes are big and I have long eyelashes....

"Can I get a tan?" Arrow But to be fair, I've been asked that by all kinds of people back home..

"Do you have a perm?" I have naturally curly hair in a fro...It's been over a year at the same school but the question comes up despite my many many many explanations...

"Do you know rap music?" My personal favorite bizarre question I was asked...It was by a 5th grader so I can see why he'd ask, I guess. It's not bizarre because I'm Black but more so because I'm from N.Y.C. where rap was pretty much born...But I'm sure a 5th grader wouldn't know that...

I'm sure there a ton more but I'm drawing a blank at the moment...
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Newbie



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Have you had a chance to enjoy Korea's 4 seasons?"
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Zark



Joined: 12 May 2003
Location: Phuket, Thailand: Look into my eyes . . .

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A friend from the UK was asked if she liked kangaroo meat. When she asked why the student asked, she said because they only eat kangaroo meat in the UK because of mad cow disease.
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safeblad



Joined: 17 Jul 2006

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

do you know Rooney?
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MissSeoul



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Somewhere in America

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The funny questions American ask me is " Do you ever get mad ? "
It's usually come from American males, they seem to think Asian women never get mad ( unbelievable !!!!! ).
I always say "Of course we get mad, we are just like American women "
Then they say "really???" Rolling Eyes
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can you eating the kimchi?
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ajgeddes



Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MissSeoul wrote:
The funny questions American ask me is " Do you ever get mad ? "
It's usually come from American males, they seem to think Asian women never get mad ( unbelievable !!!!! ).
I always say "Of course we get mad, we are just like American women "
Then they say "really???" Rolling Eyes


Exactly, except for that you have a pe nis and you're white.


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Letiz7



Joined: 29 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'What do you think of Korea?'

Jeez, I've had this one a few times this week. It takes an enormous amount of effort just to say, 'Yeah, not bad..not bad.'

I straight up told the better ones about my brush with psycho chops in the subway station. They didn't seem to be too perturbed or surprised though....
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KumaraKitty



Joined: 09 Jan 2006
Location: Bucheon

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm large chested, and I usually get asked

"Why is your chest/bra/gigi so big?"

Like I really have an easy answer for my genetics! I think they maybe think I've had plastic surgery or something.

I usually don't wear makeup, I like to keep it simple. So the few times I have worn it, someone always says

"You look beautiful! What happened?"

"I got hit with a beauty stick." is my usual answer, but they don't get it.
Rolling Eyes
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Smee



Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

From an elementary school student, who asked this in Korean: "It's May, 2007 in Korea. What's the date in America?"
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cdninkorea



Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a student ask me: "Teacher, can you use chopsticks?"
I smartly replied "Can you use a fork?"

Being the sharp one that he was (no sarcasm), he instanly realized the absurdity of his question and the point of my counter and burst out laughing.
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