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widespread123
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
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 Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:35 pm Post subject: I finally got circumsized :) |
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I live in Itaewon and have been hearing the trucks selling potatoes and circumsizions through the loud-speakers every single morning. I have been constantly turned down by Korean girls because of this issue so I decided to go for it. I went down to the street bought a sack of potatoes and a circumsizion (15,000won that included a bottle of Soju to numb the pain). I was hauled into the back of a minivan where an old ajumma was squatting in the dark with a pair of scissors. I downed the bottle of soju and let her work her magic. It was quick, although painful. Luckily, it was a holiday and I didn't have to work that day. Now I am starting to heal and I feel much more confident. Thanks jochi-snipping ajumma  |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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| How old are you? Aren't you a little young to be getting a Korean circumcision? |
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Alyallen
Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:38 pm Post subject: Re: I finally got circumsized :) |
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| widespread123 wrote: |
| I live in Itaewon and have been hearing the trucks selling potatoes and circumsizions through the loud-speakers every single morning. I have been constantly turned down by Korean girls because of this issue so I decided to go for it. I went down to the street bought a sack of potatoes and a circumsizion (15,000won that included a bottle of Soju to numb the pain). I was hauled into the back of a minivan where an old ajumma was squatting in the dark with a pair of scissors. I downed the bottle of soju and let her work her magic. It was quick, although painful. Luckily, it was a holiday and I didn't have to work that day. Now I am starting to heal and I feel much more confident. Thanks jochi-snipping ajumma |
What? WHAT! WHAT?!! |
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thebomb
Joined: 13 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Someone found the mushroom stash |
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sirfro
Joined: 01 Dec 2006
Location: Guui-dong...lol
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:48 pm Post subject: Re: I finally got circumsized :) |
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| Alyallen wrote: |
What? WHAT! WHAT?!! |
My sentiments, exactly.
You can't be serious...? |
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PeteJB
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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Seems like you chase the wrong girls  |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:17 pm Post subject: Re: I finally got circumsized :) |
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| widespread123 wrote: |
| I have been constantly turned down by Korean girls because of this issue... |
Really? Wow! Are there conservative Jew Korean girls now? I want one too! |
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whatever
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.
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| Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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| ...hell fukkin yeah there are and I'm nailing every one of them! |
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Leslie Cheswyck
Joined: 31 May 2003
Location: University of Western Chile
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| Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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Got a tip for us?  <----- the cringe |
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blade
Joined: 30 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:53 am Post subject: Re: I finally got circumsized :) |
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| widespread123 wrote: |
| I went down to the street bought a sack of potatoes and a circumsizion |
What did you say? Could I have bag of potatoes and a circumcision please? |
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SeoulFinn
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Location: 1h from Seoul
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| Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:16 am Post subject: |
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This thread is useless without pictures! Post 'em!  |
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Tokki1
Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex
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Are you phucking serious? A loudspeaker ajoshi and ajummah selling circumcisions? Jesus, just when you thought you'd heard it all...
You win. This story tops all. |
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Junior
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye
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| Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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Congratulations on a great avatar widespread123.
Luv it! |
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Scarlet13
Joined: 10 Apr 2007
Location: Changwon
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| When exactly do they reject you? Like when your actually in bed? I can't imagine a woman getting up and walking out because a guy wasn't cut...most girls I know prefer it natural anyway...and you seriously let some random woman hack away your foreskin in the back of a van full of potatoes? ummm....wow |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:23 am Post subject: |
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| I call joke. |
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