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Treefarmer

Joined: 29 May 2007
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:20 am Post subject: Terrible confessions |
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Yesterday, I was teaching a class First, Second, Third etc and I got them all to write some downin their notebooks
but i had a total mental blackout on Twelfth, and ended up getting them all to spell it Twelvth
Normally my spelling is good, but for some reason I just seized up on 12 |
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garykasparov
Joined: 27 May 2007
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:27 am Post subject: |
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I farted really loud in class. |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:56 am Post subject: |
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Terrible!
I have never done anything to be ashamed of. |
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nicholas_chiasson

Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Location: Samcheok
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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I once said...
"Me a rapist? I can't even get my 8 year old brother to do what I want." The context was that my asthma is so bad I couldn't force myself on anyone. The problem was some people thought I meant something else...and this was at WORK. |
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nobbyken

Joined: 07 Jun 2006 Location: Yongin ^^
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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I blacked out on twefth too, had to check my pocket dictionary.
One of these words we say all the time, but probably never written. |
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SeoulShakin

Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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My co-worker and I had a simultaneous blackout last year.
We had to spell refrigerator. Both of us just say (and write) fridge, rather than the longer version of the word.
For some reason, it took us 5 minutes to figure out that refrigerator wasn't spelled with a d, like fridge is (refridgerator).
Generally, I'm pretty good at spelling, so this was a very frustrating moment for me. I hung my head in shame after that for a while, and made sure never to tell that story to my Grandmother, who is quite particular about grammar and spelling. |
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faster

Joined: 03 Sep 2006
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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I was asked yesterday if Socrates &/or Plato lived between the Persian and Peloponnesian wars and I had no idea. Had to look it up. Turns out there was some overlap with both, and my student was pretty clever to draw a link between these wars and those thinkers' political theories.
I wasn't really embarrassed, but a little shown up, I guess. In a good way. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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nobbyken wrote: |
I blacked out on twefth too, had to check my pocket dictionary. |
Buy a new one, the old one ain't working.
I can't speel for shyte. Nothing to worry about. If Bill Gates wanted us to spell he wouldn't have invented the spell checker. |
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contrarian
Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Location: Nearly in NK
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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I taught nearly a full class with my fly open. It pays to advertise but not in school.
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faster

Joined: 03 Sep 2006
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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contrarian wrote: |
I taught nearly a full class with my fly open. It pays to advertise but not in school.
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Hehe, yeah I did that too. "Uh, Mr. Faster...your Namdaemun's open..." |
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JMO

Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:35 am Post subject: |
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I have no idea what the word flume means. I pretended that i just couldn't explain it and looked it up in the dictionary for them. Of course the explanation is in korean, so I still don't know, but they do. I'll look it up now.
ah...bit anticlimatic all told. |
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babtangee
Joined: 18 Dec 2004 Location: OMG! Charlie has me surrounded!
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:24 am Post subject: |
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nobbyken wrote: |
I blacked out on twefth too, had to check my pocket dictionary.
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Uhhh... better check your pocket dictionary again...  |
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babtangee
Joined: 18 Dec 2004 Location: OMG! Charlie has me surrounded!
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:25 am Post subject: |
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ED209 wrote: |
nobbyken wrote: |
I blacked out on twefth too, had to check my pocket dictionary. |
Buy a new one, the old one ain't working.
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Damn, I was beaten to the punch... |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:01 am Post subject: |
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I have on regular occasions taught with my fly open or my shirt tucked into my underwear and it showing.
My old student Ket in Thailand used to find great amusement in pointing this out to me and then reminding me that I was like my dad (after I had made the comment the first time she noticed that it was the sort of thing my father did) |
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iiicalypso

Joined: 13 Aug 2003 Location: is everything
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:50 am Post subject: |
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I make spelling errors frequently, usually because I am trying to talk and write on the board at the same time.
My solution to this is to pretend that I did it on purpose, to see if the kids are paying attention. Then I make a really goofy, eyebrows raised face, as if to say "I can't believe you didn't catch that!"
When it is a mistake that I can't or don't want to figure out, I just tell them it is part of their homework to go home and find out what it means, or how to spell it, or whatever. The only problem with this is that I actually have to remember the next time. |
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