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Iwana
Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 31
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:13 pm Post subject: How do you get mlk from a polar bear ? |
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Dear teachers,
I cannot understand the joke below.
Would you explain to me why it is funny ?
How do you get milk from a polar bear?
Rob its fridge and run like mad!
Thank you very much.
Sincerely,
Iwana |
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MauraS
Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 97 Location: Canada
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I don't understand why it is funny either.
Are you sure that is the whole joke? |
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CP
Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Posts: 2875 Location: California
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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It's one of those silly jokes that are funny only because they are nonsensical.
When you hear the set-up, How do you get milk from a polar bear?, you think of getting milk from a cow or a goat, and you imagine that maybe you could milk a polar bear the same way.
Then the answer is to steal milk from its refrigerator and run away fast. So the mental picture switches to the silly image of a polar bear in a house, with a refrigerator.
Only funny because of the silly idea and the unexpected switch. _________________ You live a new life for every new language you speak. -Czech proverb |
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Philo Kevetch
Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 564
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants! |
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Bob S.

Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Posts: 1767 Location: So. Cal
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Philo Kevetch wrote: |
Where does an 800 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants! |
Henny Youngman you ain't. Don't quit your day job.
I'm just razzin' ya. Do these kinds of jokes qualify as one-liners or bad puns? _________________ "It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper |
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CP
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:23 am Post subject: |
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" _________________ You live a new life for every new language you speak. -Czech proverb |
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