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How do you get mlk from a polar bear ?

 
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Iwana



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:13 pm    Post subject: How do you get mlk from a polar bear ? Reply with quote

Dear teachers,

I cannot understand the joke below.
Would you explain to me why it is funny ?

How do you get milk from a polar bear?
Rob its fridge and run like mad!

Thank you very much.
Sincerely,

Iwana
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MauraS



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't understand why it is funny either.

Are you sure that is the whole joke?
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CP



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's one of those silly jokes that are funny only because they are nonsensical.

When you hear the set-up, How do you get milk from a polar bear?, you think of getting milk from a cow or a goat, and you imagine that maybe you could milk a polar bear the same way.

Then the answer is to steal milk from its refrigerator and run away fast. So the mental picture switches to the silly image of a polar bear in a house, with a refrigerator.

Only funny because of the silly idea and the unexpected switch.
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Philo Kevetch



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sit?

Anywhere it wants!
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Bob S.



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Philo Kevetch wrote:
Where does an 800 pound gorilla sit?

Anywhere it wants!
Henny Youngman you ain't. Don't quit your day job. Razz Laughing Laughing Laughing
I'm just razzin' ya. Do these kinds of jokes qualify as one-liners or bad puns?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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