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Here is another joke that puzzles me.

 
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Tony 1963



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:58 pm    Post subject: Here is another joke that puzzles me. Reply with quote

I read the following joke from How to be Funny on Purpose:

"In a dialogue with Jhnny Carson, Joan Rivers said she once suffered from a skin disease. A dermatologist advised her it could be cured by having sex 300 times a year. When she told her husband, he said, "Put me down for two."

Why is it so funny?
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pugachevV



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joan Rivers is an American comedienne who is over 70 years old. Her husband is probably older.
So, when she tells him she has to have sex 300 times a year to cure her skin disease, he says he can manage 2 times. (The implication is that a. She's not going to get cured, or b. She'll have to have sex 298 times with other guys.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:30 pm    Post subject: Ha-ha, that's funny, after your explanation, of course. Reply with quote

Have a nice day, pugachevV!
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