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[shadowman]

Hello everyone:
At first please apologize me for my weak English then �.

If you have three wishes that will be happened for you?
What will you want to wish ??
Byway please accept me as a new friend for ur team
And sorry for this small topic.
Bye
c u soon


-SHADOWMAN-
The King Of Dark Side

[Assambar]

Hello, Your Majesty!

here are my three wishes:
1.love for everybody
2.good health for everybody
3.a pack of m&m for me (oh, I love them)

and what about you, dark knight?

Ass
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May the Force be with you!

[Bob S.]

Only 3 wishes? How about 5.

1. A month-long orgasm every year.
2. All encompassing power over every living thing on Earth.
3. $30 million every month tax free to me in a Swiss bank account.
4. Revenge against my enemies so they die like pigs in Hell.
5. All the children of the world join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

Thanks to comedian Steve Martin and "Saturday Night Live".
http://www.whysanity.net/monos/holiday.html

[MaxX7]

Yea man
not only three
gimme more

ok if there are only three i'll give three
but i would be happier if they were MORE

1-all the school should shut
2-Internet all day long for free (thats got to be DSL )
poor thing i dont have DSL
3----------Happiness no troubles
four four can i say the fourth one pleassseeeeeeeeee
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[wei-sheng]

1. the king's peace.
2. dying without pain.
3. being an omnipotent.