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RedRose



Joined: 21 May 2004
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Location: GuangZhou, China
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:28 am    Post subject: Toilet Reply with quote
toilet

Toilet, dreamlike place!
where we can dump all garbage from our bodies!
when we come out from toilet,
we are so clean!

Toilet, a fabulous place!
where we can read a lot
where we can surf internet by a laptop,
where we can call our friends on phone,
where we can listen to romantic music
with our eyes closed....

Oh! great toilet!
what a fantastic place you are!!
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pugachevV



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
But if you sit too long
Bum
Go numb
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Bob S.



Joined: 29 Apr 2004
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Location: So. Cal
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:49 am    Post subject: Re: Toilet Reply with quote
RedRose wrote:
toilet
when we come out from toilet,
we are so clean!

Without a doubt,
clean inside and out.
But don't sit there all day,
hurry and flush it away!
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RedRose



Joined: 21 May 2004
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Location: GuangZhou, China
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Toilet Reply with quote
Bob S. wrote:
Without a doubt,
clean inside and out.
But don't sit there all day,
hurry and flush it away!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Good one!
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Bob S.



Joined: 29 Apr 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
There once was a girl near Hong Kong
Whose rhyming verses were all wrong.
She obsessed about pee,
because, you see,
Each day she drank 5 liters of oolong.

Very Happy
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eda



Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Posts: 379
Location: Ankara/Turkey
PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing

heyy RedRose you are great!!!!!!
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invasion is so succexy so succexy.
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elba



Joined: 29 Jul 2005
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Location: mexico
PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Redy,

Finally you find "the another part of the orange". I mean that you found a guy who understand you perfect. I mean "Bob"

As you say dear: "Love is in the air"
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Bob S.



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
elba wrote:
I mean that you found a guy who understand you perfect. I mean "Bob"

Not possible. I am happily married. But I always have respect for anyone with such spirit! Both Rose and Admiral are willing to try their hand at serious poetry in a public forum, and that takes no small amount of bravery.

Besides, no man ever truly understands any woman, least of all me. Embarassed
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
eda wrote:
Laughing Laughing Laughing

heyy RedRose you are great!!!!!!


thanks honey, I guess you are a boy Wink

and Bob, I admit that I felt depressed when I knew you were married Crying or Very sad I almost committed suicide Crying or Very sad but then I recoved quickly. I know that all great men are married already Wink
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eda



Joined: 01 Apr 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
well, i am a girl Sad (unfortunately!!!!) Razz

by the way i am trying to write a poem like you ! i am sure it cant be as fascinating as yours but .....i am just trying Wink
greeetssss Laughing
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
eda wrote:
dear i am a girl Sad (unfortunately!!!!)
by the way i am trying to write a poem like you! i am sure it cant be as fascinating as your but i will just try Wink
greeetssss Laughing


why unfortunately? you are a girl, that's great!!

I admit that I am more interested in boys than girls. and you know, liking boys is my nature, but liking girls is my choice! Wink

and eda, I can't wait to read your poems!!! please do it right now!!!!!
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