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Anuradha Chepur
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There could be people who hate teachers.
I hate uneducated politicians. |
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CP
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Bob S. said:
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That's why people hate lawyers.
What do you call 100 lawyers buried up to their necks in concrete?
Not enough concrete.
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start. |
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
(Okay to replace "lawyer" with "Cabin Boy" to make it funny and true.)
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Bob S.
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Location: So. Cal
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Anuradha Chepur wrote: |
| I hate uneducated politicians. |
Many politicians are lawyers by training.
A lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, "In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they'll have something to spend over there."
They all agreed that this was appropriate. The banker dropped a hundred dollar bill into the casket, and the car salesman did the same. The lawyer took out the bills, wrote a check for $300, and dropped it in the coffin. |
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ClarissaMach
Joined: 18 May 2006
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Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
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What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.
(That's probably the reason why a lot of engineers enjoy the war: that's the only way they can get a job).
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mauhamed
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Two couples swinging
Two couples are on a double date when they start talking about partner swapping. They decide it would be cool to try it out. The two couples then go to a local motel. They rent two rooms for the night, and the newly shuffled couples go to their respective rooms. One couple, in their room, go wild with each other. They make love for hours. When finished, one of the two rolls over on her side, props herself on one elbow, lights up a cigarette, looks at her partner, and says: "I wonder how the guys are doing?"
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RedRose
Joined: 21 May 2004
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Location: GuangZhou, China
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| Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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| mauhamed wrote: |
Two couples swinging
Two couples are on a double date when they start talking about partner swapping. They decide it would be cool to try it out. The two couples then go to a local motel. They rent two rooms for the night, and the newly shuffled couples go to their respective rooms. One couple, in their room, go wild with each other. They make love for hours. When finished, one of the two rolls over on her side, props herself on one elbow, lights up a cigarette, looks at her partner, and says: "I wonder how the guys are doing?" |
I didn't get it.
what dose it mean? you mean, two men are making love? |
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Bob S.
Joined: 29 Apr 2004
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Location: So. Cal
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| Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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| RedRose wrote: |
| what dose it mean? you mean, two men are making love? |
Yes.
Normally, "swinging" means the husbands trade wives (or the wives trade husband, depending on which side you're on). So in the joke, implying that the husbands matched up and the wives matched up is a funny twist on an old idea.
New joke:
Q: Why do congressmen not use bookmarks?
A: Because they like their pages bent over.
That joke is over 20 years old, and is as timely today as it was then!  |
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