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beancurdturtle



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
hoshi wrote:
Usually the pet's owner gives some hugs to his/her pet.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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hoshi wrote:
Usually the pet's owner gives some hugs to his/her pet.



But it would be scary if the owner of pet gives the pet sex just because the pet is sexy. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shocked hahaha Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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But it would be scary if the owner of pet gives the pet sex just because the pet is sexy. Laughing

Scary for who?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
How does turtles have sex? I mean, real turtles.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Go to youtube.com and search for "turtle sex"

It's a bit creepy actually.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
beancurdturtle wrote:
Go to youtube.com and search for "turtle sex"

It's a bit creepy actually.


I always fail to open youtube. maybe it's blocked here. I don't know how many websites the government has blocked here. that's insane. why should they decide what we can watch and what we can't? who do they think them are?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Try this: http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/5532

And try this: "Who do they think they are?"
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
beancurdturtle wrote:
Try this: http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/5532

And try this: "Who do they think they are?"

thanks for the two pieces. I mean, your video and your teaching.

This video works well. Turtles look very clumsy when they are having sex.

The male turtle even punched the female turtle badly! is that supposed to be foreplay for Turtles? so scary!

Turtle, have you even punched your sex partner like that?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Turtle, have you even punched your sex partner like that?

I have never punched a woman.

My sex partners are women.

So the answer is "no."
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Turtle, have you even punched your sex partner like that?

I have never punched a woman.

My sex partners are women.

So the answer is "no."


Then you are nicer than those turtles on the video. I bet your sex life won't be as creepy as that one. well done!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thanks to God I am not a turtle Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
RedRose wrote:

Then you are nicer than those turtles on the video. I bet your sex life won't be as creepy as that one. well done!

I didn't say I never punched a turtle.... Very Happy

Ok, just joking, I never punched a turtle - either lady turtle or man turtle.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
beancurdturtle wrote:
Try this: http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/5532

And try this: "Who do they think they are?"


Oh god! Laughing I haven't known that male turtles also rape female turtles like men do it to women. Laughing Laughing Laughing
RedRose should be very careful Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
ad-miral wrote:
RedRose should be very careful
or maybe beancurdturtle must be very careful Laughing
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