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RedRose
Joined: 21 May 2004
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 Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:28 am Post subject: Toilet |
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toilet
Toilet, dreamlike place!
where we can dump all garbage from our bodies!
when we come out from toilet,
we are so clean!
Toilet, a fabulous place!
where we can read a lot
where we can surf internet by a laptop,
where we can call our friends on phone,
where we can listen to romantic music
with our eyes closed....
Oh! great toilet!
what a fantastic place you are!! |
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pugachevV
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:59 am Post subject: |
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But if you sit too long
Bum
Go numb |
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Bob S.
Joined: 29 Apr 2004
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Location: So. Cal
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:49 am Post subject: Re: Toilet |
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| RedRose wrote: |
toilet
when we come out from toilet,
we are so clean! |
Without a doubt,
clean inside and out.
But don't sit there all day,
hurry and flush it away! |
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RedRose
Joined: 21 May 2004
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Location: GuangZhou, China
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:18 pm Post subject: Re: Toilet |
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| Bob S. wrote: |
Without a doubt,
clean inside and out.
But don't sit there all day,
hurry and flush it away! |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Good one! |
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Bob S.
Joined: 29 Apr 2004
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| Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:49 am Post subject: |
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There once was a girl near Hong Kong
Whose rhyming verses were all wrong.
She obsessed about pee,
because, you see,
Each day she drank 5 liters of oolong.
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eda
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
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Location: Ankara/Turkey
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| Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:10 am Post subject: |
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heyy RedRose you are great!!!!!!
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invasion is so succexy so succexy. |
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elba
Joined: 29 Jul 2005
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Location: mexico
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| Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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Redy,
Finally you find "the another part of the orange". I mean that you found a guy who understand you perfect. I mean "Bob"
As you say dear: "Love is in the air"
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Bob S.
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| Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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| elba wrote: |
| I mean that you found a guy who understand you perfect. I mean "Bob" |
Not possible. I am happily married. But I always have respect for anyone with such spirit! Both Rose and Admiral are willing to try their hand at serious poetry in a public forum, and that takes no small amount of bravery.
Besides, no man ever truly understands any woman, least of all me.  |
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RedRose
Joined: 21 May 2004
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| Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:33 am Post subject: |
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| eda wrote: |
heyy RedRose you are great!!!!!! |
thanks honey, I guess you are a boy 
and Bob, I admit that I felt depressed when I knew you were married  I almost committed suicide but then I recoved quickly. I know that all great men are married already |
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eda
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| Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:09 am Post subject: |
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well, i am a girl  (unfortunately!!!!) 
by the way i am trying to write a poem like you ! i am sure it cant be as fascinating as yours but .....i am just trying
greeetssss
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RedRose
Joined: 21 May 2004
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| Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:12 am Post subject: |
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| eda wrote: |
dear i am a girl (unfortunately!!!!)
by the way i am trying to write a poem like you! i am sure it cant be as fascinating as your but i will just try
greeetssss |
why unfortunately? you are a girl, that's great!!
I admit that I am more interested in boys than girls. and you know, liking boys is my nature, but liking girls is my choice!
and eda, I can't wait to read your poems!!! please do it right now!!!!! |
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Bob S.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:51 am Post subject: |
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| RedRose wrote: |
| Bob, I admit that I felt depressed when I knew you were married ... I know that all great men are married already |
Sigh, when I was single, I was ignored. I finally found a nice girl to marry me, and suddenly I am surrounded by many nice pretty girls. 
But it is just as well. A woman must have much patience to tolerate me, because:
There once was a guy named Bob
Who was a fat disgusting slob.
His wife thought it keen
If the house he'd help clean.
But he said "Hey, babe, it's not my job!"
uh...
Sorry. I should go hide in shame now. |
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RedRose
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| Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:41 am Post subject: |
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| Bob! don't blush!! you are the best guy!! |
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Blossom
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Location: Beijing China
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| Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, Redrose. You said you were a doctor. Are you married?
And what sort of toilets are you taliking about? Most of the toilets in Beijng are squatters, and you cannot use your computer while you are getting rid of your waste material. Maybe toilets are different in Guangzhou? |
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RedRose
Joined: 21 May 2004
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| Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Blossom wrote: |
Hey, Redrose. You said you were a doctor. Are you married?
And what sort of toilets are you taliking about? Most of the toilets in Beijng are squatters, and you cannot use your computer while you are getting rid of your waste material. Maybe toilets are different in Guangzhou? |
when I mentioned toilet, I meant the one in my house. I always spend plenty of time on toilet in my house, but I don't wanna waste time, therefore, when I am on toilet, I often take my laptop with me and surf internet, in that case, I can complate two things at the same time. BTW, there is a webline in my bashroom.
Sometimes I read on toilet, in general, I read English novels on toilet.
Now I mainly are a teacher, I mean, I am a vice-professoe, working for a medical college. and now I seldom work for hospital.
and why did you ask me about marriage thing? |
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