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Cruiser
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| Hey I got to know my Lebanese grocer, and he's a really great guy! Now I'm thinking of going over there to teach. Is Lebanon near Saudi Arabia or Iraq? Because I really don't want to go there. I'm thinking it's near that Kurdish place, what's it called? Mosul? |
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scot47
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Quite close to a place called Megido, better known in the West as "Armageddon". |
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nomad soul
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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Seriously, a quick check on the Internet will show you where Lebanon is located.
Regardless, there rarely are ads for EFL teachers from abroad because the country produces its own capable teachers. |
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johnslat
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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Uh, guys - could be wrong, but I strongly suspect this is a spoof.
At least I HOPE it is. 
Regards,
John |
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spiral78
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Dear johnslat:
I dunno why you think so.
I mean, I have a Lebanese grocer too, and he's also a great guy.
What are the chances? It must be fate.
Now, I must gather my things, wish my family and friends farewell, and head to Lebanon to offer my services as a native speaker of English.
cau
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water rat
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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| scot47 wrote: |
| Quite close to a place called Megido, better known in the West as "Armageddon". |
Preach it brother! |
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AGoodStory
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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Good one, Cruiser! 
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esl_prof
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:23 pm Post subject: Re: Lebanon |
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| Cruiser wrote: |
| Hey I got to know my Lebanese grocer, and he's a really great guy! Now I'm thinking of going over there to teach. Is Lebanon near Saudi Arabia or Iraq? Because I really don't want to go there. I'm thinking it's near that Kurdish place, what's it called? Mosul? |
No, I think it's closer to China or Japan. Oh, wait, no, it's in Ohio.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanon,_Ohio |
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nomad soul
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:56 pm Post subject: Re: Lebanon |
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Or it's in Pennsylvania... Lebanon, Pennsylvania. Not too far from Jordan, Minnesota, and Egypt, Arkansas.  |
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esl_prof
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:58 pm Post subject: Re: Lebanon |
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| nomad soul wrote: |
| Or it's in Pennsylvania... Lebanon, Pennsylvania. Not too far from Jordan, Minnesota, and Egypt, Arkansas. |
Oh, this is just so confusing! Maybe we should ask for clarification on an internet message board. |
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nomad soul
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:12 pm Post subject: Re: Lebanon |
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| esl_prof wrote: |
| Oh, this is just so confusing! Maybe we should ask for clarification on an internet message board. |
Shouldn't you be putting together that list of good and bad TEFL cert courses?  |
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esl_prof
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:15 pm Post subject: Re: Lebanon |
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| nomad soul wrote: |
| esl_prof wrote: |
| Oh, this is just so confusing! Maybe we should ask for clarification on an internet message board. |
Shouldn't you be putting together that list of good and bad TEFL cert courses? |
Naw, I'm just going to refer folks to Suphan's Online TEPHL Skool. |
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nomad soul
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:25 pm Post subject: Re: Lebanon |
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| esl_prof wrote: |
| nomad soul wrote: |
| esl_prof wrote: |
| Oh, this is just so confusing! Maybe we should ask for clarification on an internet message board. |
Shouldn't you be putting together that list of good and bad TEFL cert courses? |
Naw, I'm just going to refer folks to Suphan's Online TEFL Skool. |
Frankly, Bubba's TEFL Shack is better. |
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esl_prof
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:29 pm Post subject: Re: Lebanon |
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| nomad soul wrote: |
| Frankly, Bubba's TEFL Shack is better. |
Seriously! Suphanburi's a long-time, highly respected contributor to these hallowed forums. I trust anything that he prints up on Photoshop. |
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nomad soul
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:49 pm Post subject: Re: Lebanon |
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| esl_prof wrote: |
| nomad soul wrote: |
| Frankly, Bubba's TEFL Shack is better. |
Seriously! Suphanburi's a long-time, highly respected contributor to these hallowed forums. I trust anything that he prints up on Photoshop. |
Nah. Suph uses cheap crayons. |
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