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British
Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 133 Location: China
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:51 am Post subject: |
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ketama"
I was born a British citizen unlike you a British citizenship with a piece of paper I have a passport and my language is English not Indian who wants to have a British citizenship. |
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ShapeSphere
Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Posts: 386
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:04 am Post subject: |
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SueH
Joined: 01 Feb 2003 Posts: 1022 Location: Northern Italy
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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Well, it's not normally in my nature to use other than polite language, but I'd like to use British vernacular in posing a question with replies particularly requested from UK citizens.
All those who think the OP is a complete pillock say AYE. |
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Deconstructor

Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 775 Location: Montreal
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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I'm not British, but would a Canadian do since we both have the old Queen on our money?
AYE! |
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Guy Courchesne

Joined: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 9650 Location: Mexico City
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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Didn't know you are Canadian Deconstructor. I'm from Ottawa...you?
Since I've been in Mexico, I noticed that the gov put a pond hockey game on the back of the 5 (or is it the 10?). Put some skates on the Queen and black out one of her teeth for the back of the coins, and I'll come back home just for that! |
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Deconstructor

Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 775 Location: Montreal
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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Hey Guy,
I'm from Montreal.
Pond hockey game on the back of the 5... shall I say you're right on the money? (Couldn't help the pun.) If there were some skates on the Queen, a black eye and a few black teeth, the only person that would be more amused than me would be the Quebec separatist.
You still see her head except now she looks like an old fart.
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Guy Courchesne

Joined: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 9650 Location: Mexico City
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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You still see her head except now she looks like an old fart. |
Art mimics life |
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British
Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 133 Location: China
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:55 am Post subject: |
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SueH
All those who think the OP is a complete pillock say AYE.
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And your point is?
Hi Guy Courchesne |
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Deconstructor

Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 775 Location: Montreal
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:57 am Post subject: |
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Are you trying to insult yourself, British?
Ok. Aye!  |
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British
Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 133 Location: China
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:13 am Post subject: |
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Deconstructor
do you know what OP means? i do |
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Guy Courchesne

Joined: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 9650 Location: Mexico City
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 2:54 am Post subject: |
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Hi British....holding down the fort I see. Never have I seen a man endure such punishment and abuse in a public place. |
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ShapeSphere
Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Posts: 386
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:09 am Post subject: |
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Guy Courchesne wrote: |
Never have I seen a man endure such punishment and abuse in a public place. |
What about George W. Bush or Tony Blair?
Guy, nobody can dispute that you are a prodigious and helpful poster, and certainly one of the most pleasant people on this forum, but I do have to differ from your opinion and avuncular* nature.
On the China forums - British is being antagonistic, childish and showing the most brazen disregard for all common laws of the English language. The vast majority of people believe he is using Chinglish (a hideous Sino-English amalgam of words and grammar) and considering that we live in this large chicken-shaped country - we have more experience of identifying Chinese students and their style of English. You don't know about Chinese students, same as I don't know about Mexican students. HE IS NOT REAL.
Back in November 2004 he was spotted and shot down. If we alllow mountebanks to penetrate this site, then the floodgates will open. British should go to the Students' Forum, where his peers could rectify his lack of English skills.
Would you like to see a Mexican student masquerading as a Canadian, while displaying atrocious manners and linguistic skills? I doubt it.
British actually stated he is 'testing' us. The mere notion that this individual who shows pillock-like qualities and an astonishing lack of intellect could test us, is one of the funniest (albeit unintentionally) things I have ever read on this forum.
* I have no idea what this means, but just wanted to show that I can spell it. |
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Guy Courchesne

Joined: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 9650 Location: Mexico City
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:33 am Post subject: |
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Avuncular...
That sums it up. I thank you for the compliments. I don't particpate in the China forum, as it is far out of my domain. I really just like to hear from anyone and everyone, not caring who posts. I haven't taken a position one way or another on this thead you'll please note, and don't care to.
If British says hello to me, I say hello back...that's all. If you are familiar with the Moonraven in my neck of the woods, the Latin America forum, you'll see it's the same. If the Brit is a pretender, then what a show he/she is putting on...what valiant gaul in the face of so much opposition! If he/she is truthful in his/her place of origin, then what guts, what stamina he/she has in defending him or herself! Either way, I'm enjoying the display of spirit.
I find this all immensely educational...I would actually enjoy seeing a Mexican cavort on this forum as a Canadian...I would revel in the exchange. I tend to try and shoot down posers of a different nature, but that's left to other threads...
ShapeShifter, I enjoy your posts...you have a nice insight and are very informative. But in the end, what does it matter who British is?
That's all, really. |
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ShapeSphere
Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Posts: 386
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 6:18 am Post subject: |
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Guy Courchesne wrote: |
ShapeShifter, I enjoy your posts...you have a nice insight and are very informative. But in the end, what does it matter who British is? |
ShapeShifter? Another new one. I preferred Shapely. But I look forward to the next one!
Fine. We have different opinions on the matter. But it matters to me. Do me a favour though. Next time 'British' PMs you - correct his grammar for me. Cheers Uncle Guy.  |
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British
Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 133 Location: China
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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are you my teacher now "ShapeSphere"?
Do me a favour though. Next time 'British' PMs you - correct his grammar for me. Cheers Uncle Guy.
are you a Parrot? grammar,grammar,grammar eeeek.
ShapeSphere the parrot sounds good to me. |
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